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This may be controversial for some. Those who have not accepted the truth need to recognize that they are just being useless haters. Seriously, I'm not saying you need to love Colin Farrell, but that bastard is on a streak.
Last year we had Fright Night, which was a favorite of my childhood. Rather than be a skeptical bastard and judge it before seeing it, I held hope that it would be as good.
It was better.
I even dug out the old Fright Night, and watched it again. It wasn't great. I'm not saying it was crap, but it hasn't held up. It still has its moments, but the new one was incredible.
Farrell: 1 – Originals: 0.
Total Recall... I know, you have fond memories. Maybe you need to keep them as memories. The reality is that Arnold cannot act. He is a parody of himself, and only works in roles which are supposed to be ridiculous. PKD wrote stories about characters which are real people in extraordinary situations, but the original Recall was a muscly giant in a ridiculous situation. If you're able to put aside your hatred for remakes, and watch the movie without being a judgmental dick, it's actually quite good.
Farrell: 2 – Originals: 0.
Where does he go from here? I'm glad he's not involved in the remake of Robocop, because there will be no winners in that one. Yes, I'm judging the original. It was lame when I was a 10-year old boy who should have enjoyed a robot movie. I can't imagine this concept is going to work again.
On to other things, the man on the moon died again? I always knew Andy Kaufman pulled some crazy stunts, but faking his death 18 years ago to just stay hidden and die again is some sort of brilliance.
Of course I know it was Neil Armstrong who died. What a terrible week for that guy. Losing his Tour de France titles right before he dies...
Look, how am I supposed to get these deaths straight when NBC can't even report it correctly?
The team formerly known as Spoiler Alert took on a new identity, as Nick's Mom. That must have been the lucky charm, as they took the win tonight. Behind them, after a rough start, My team is late and filled with pedophiles. See you next time!