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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:36 AM, August 20, 2012
Scores
Legitimate (R)ape 74
3 Shades of Grey 68
Breasticles and Testicles 67
Ours is the fury 65
I accidentally Freudian slipped my mother the penis 61
Stateside 59
Why is your vagina in the sink? 55
Avian Avengers 53
K&R 47
Nubian Newbies 36
The Feather Boas 17
Hollywood is just one big incestuous bunch
Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. 		Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Do we have a tendency of casting the same stars in too many roles? Oui. As evidence by our round on the celebrity game, there are a lot of ways to find a trail through the actors and movies in Hollywood. 

We could play a similar game, insanity amongst republicans... Wait, no... It's not much of a game if they are all on the same crazy train together. What the hell is up with the complete and total denial of all scientific knowledge? Women's bodies can just shut down the sperm?

I don't know who is more upset at Todd Akin, people with common sense, or the makers of birth control pills. Had we known this all along, there would be no more children. 

We had an auditioner with us, and how do you all think Jordan was? A natural, I say. Don't worry, he's not replacing me. My community service isn't complete for another 25 years. 

3 Shades of Grey took the lead in round two, and held that until Legitimate (R)ape edged them out for first place. 

See you next time!