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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:40 AM, May 14, 2013


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The CU Next Tuesdays	74

Eff, I Never Learned This Crap	57

The Lethal Whisks	55

Bricks	29

A Man, A Plan, A Canal... @ BEAU JO'S!!!

Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Perhaps this is in fact a palindrome for Panama, but because I’m immature and like to innuendo everything (in YOUR endo), for some reason I always think this is secretly a euphemism about buttsex. Maybe if you tell this to your significant other, then will be like “Oh, anal? Sure!”. Or maybe it works on strangers to… who knows? Mystical powers lie in palindromes, so remember that next time you’re out on the town and looking for some action. Just be careful of your voodoo magic: things can get ugly.

Things I learned this week:
- Leonardo DiCaprio really likes champagne.
- Vin Diesel is the best actor ever. Seriously. What, you don’t agree? DO YOU EVEN DRIFT?
- I hate Mariah Carey. A lot.
- Criss Angel: Mind Douche.
- Finals are for jerks. Hurry up and finish with those.

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We’re running a contest! Create a Game of Thrones banner for your quiz team and submit it to our Facebook group. If you win, money awaits! Or maybe gold dragons. Check out the Facebook page for more info.
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I fully expect everyone to be finished with finals and school and other boring crap next week, so I will see you in full force soon enough…. Right?

Until next time, Beau Jo’s!!!

-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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12:08 AM, May 10, 2013


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The CU Next Tuesdays	76

Candy & Corpses	75

Squirrel, I Want To Lay You Down	68

The Bieber Beaters	65

Spartans	57

The Lethal Whisks	53

Dances With Wolverines	48

It's Not Delivery, It's Bow Chicka Wow Wow @ BEAU JO?S!!!

Andizzle fo' Shizzle

I swear, someone is trying their damndest to make my Monday evenings as incredibly awkward as humanly possible. One of my favorite round titles of all time (Do Real Dolls Dream Of Inflatable Sheep) was last week, and this time around, we had Porn For the Blind Presents: Big Sausage Pizza. Better yet, there was at least one person who, while listening to said clip, was eating sausage pizza. Hard. What’s next, a Two Girls One Cup video round?

Aaaaaaand now that I seared that horrifying image into your brains…..

Things I learned this week:
- Moaning and groaning that you don’t know the name of the Boston Bombers isn’t an excuse to expose how racist you can be. An invitation though; perhaps.
- Why you need a can opener AND a bottle opener on a Swiss Army knife is beyond me. Can’t you pretty much use ANYTHING to open a bottle?
- You what the hardest part about Jason Collins coming out of the closet was? Admitting he played for the Washington Wizards.
- Partying in the place of your birth? You’re damn right you’re Miley Cyrus.

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As a vegetarian, I don’t usually advocate the consumption of meat… but you should totally try and eat a sausage this week and tell me with a straight face that you didn’t think about that porn clip. I dare you. Double dog dare. Double raw-dog dare you. Enjoy.
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And so ends this week’s shenanigans. Perhaps next time, so many of you won’t have lab finals and other “responsible grown-up things” to do.

Until next time, Beau Jo’s!!!

-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
Do you love beer? So do I! Check out my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!
Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz.

Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:53 AM, April 30, 2013


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The CU Next Tuesdays	87

Tequilla Mockingbird	80

Basketball's Gay	79

Here We Go	64

Pentaforce	61

My Sun Eyed Squirrel	57

Cough Drops For Gollum	55

M2	55

Meat Curtains: Into Darkness	52

Billy Dee Williams Should Star In Everything @ BEAU JO’S!!!

Andizzle fo' Shizzle

Tim Burton was a genius for getting Lando Calrissian to play Harvey Dent in Batman. Too bad nobody else has the same idea to place a man of incredible gusto into more roles like that. Yeah, he was kind of a douche for betraying Han, but he totally had that rad cape, so it makes up for it.

It has also been brought to my attention that the one person in the room who has a (highly unhealthy) obsession with Saved By The Bell was NOT consulted when answering the one SbtB question we had, which resulted in a dramatic tie-breaker, which then later resulted in the shaming of their ancestors for being WAY off of the answer. A valiant effort, but in the end, a winner was crowned, and that was Candy and Corpses.

Things I learned this week:
- I STILL can’t figure out how magnets work. WTF is this ‘magic’ bizniz?!
- You all know WAY too much about RealDolls and inflatable sheep. That wasn’t uncomfortable AT ALL.
- We could all use a little more Phil Collins in our lives.
- Snoop Dogg/Lion really should be CEO of a company.

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Only a single team could identify Rosemary’s Baby. For shame…. GO WATCH IT!
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Thanks for playing. Soak up some sun while you still can, for winter is coming… seriously, it’s supposed to snow this week. Go home Colorado; you’re drunk.

Until next time, Beau Jo’s!!!

-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
Do you love beer? So do I! Check out my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!
Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz.

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