A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 S Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84108
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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A Bar Named Sue, Tuesdays @ 8
|Christopher (The Chairman)
Quizmaster Chairman is a fantastic human being. Seriously. Already a household name, he spends most of his time imagining how cool it would be if he donated to charity, adopted orphaned children & did that surgery on Angelina Jolie's boobs.
A Bar Named Sue has named him "The Quizmaster we were assigned" & Piper Down has named him "That guy who fills in sometimes for our other guy." The customers of these places have raved, "He didn't totally fuck up my night," and "I want that man to plant his seed in me."
He has two critically acclaimed graphic novels published internationally, with a third in the works. Perhaps his greatest acheivement is that they are still selling for full retail on Amazon.
He lives alone with his two cats.
Oh dear, sweet little quizzlets!
You have made me proud once again, with another great turnout to A Bar Named Sue on another fine Tuesday evening. I could go on, but I digress. I am gushing.
So with the that out of the way, what the hell? We gave you a first round called "Duh," and we didn't name it that for the irony. Turn down your quizzy little brains and let the answer come to you. How this round saw, almost universally, the worst scores of the night, escapes me.
Tonight we learned that "the bigger lady with brown hair" from Hocus Pocus has a name. You forgot it already. Don't lie to me.
The location for the opening agression to the civil war is not "TEA!"
Garth Brook's Testicles got a lesson in forgetting to joker. Anything. At all.
Don't listen to the random drunk who thinks turpentine is made from Spruce trees. Despite the fact that he looks like he lives in the woods... and probably huffs turpentine.
I love you all and we will see you next week!
Hugs and sloppy kisses,
P.S. Oh! Big congrats to Where are all the Overweight Men? for taking home the first place prize! Spend it all in one place. You kinda have to.