Have you heard what’s going on in Isreal? The war between the Palestinians and Israeli’s has spilled onto an unlikely battlefield, Twitter. With technology now becoming so common place it is showing a side that the mainstream media refuses to report on, the side where maybe the Israeli’s are actually not such great people, and Palestinians are not just terrorists, but freedom fighters.

In the USA, 20 states have signed a petition to secede from the Union because they are tired of a government that doesn’t listen to their people. DEA is making busts in medical marijuana distributors who are compliant with state laws, laws voted in by the residents of that state; Obama signed into law the NDAA, a piece of legislation that puts every citizen at risk of being detained without trial; CISPA and other bills are trying to be passed in order to censor the internet and freedom of information. Like Moses speaking to the Pharaoh, I plead “Let my people go!”. This is the first inklings of a civil war, one that will not be nearly as peaceful  as the one before.

Congratulations to Team Past Tense for coming in first. Have a great night everybody. 

This year’s election has been an eventful one. Gay marriage is on the rise as more and more people are recognizing that homosexuality is an awesome way of life and that straight sex just isn’t as much fun anymore. Especially women. If you’ve never been in a hot, sticky button mashing marathon that the ladies like to call scissoring, then you haven’t lived.

Also two states have now said, “hey,  we are sick and tired of stoner culture” so they destroyed it by making it legal and now no one wants to smoke pot. Except people with cancer. But they aren’t real people anyway.

Obama is reelected. Congrats. I’m sure he’ll keep doing a half assed job.

Congratulations to Team 9 and a half inches for winning first.

Doing a quiz for All Hollow’s Eve was an interesting experience, mostly because it reminded me that we have strayed so far from the original meaning of the holiday.

There is some debate over whether it is a purely Christian holiday or a Pagan holiday. Christian scholars say that the holiday was established before All Saints day, on November 1^st, in honor of, you guessed it, all the saints in the Catholic Church. But at exactly the same time, the Pagans from Western Europe were celebrating their year’s end festival, the final harvest celebration before the winter set in. Seems like a funny coincidence, especially since it was about that time that the countries there was facing conversion, and the best way to sell a religion to people is to show that “it’s practically the same thing”. Those Christians were clever marketers

 It was also the last chance to dig graves before the ground got too hard, so the community was to determine how many were going to survive the winter. Because there is nothing worse than having grandma die and not being able to put her anywhere but the cellar so the critters don’t get her.

But now we don’t care. It is a holiday where women can dress as prostitutes, put on a pair fuzzy ears, and say “Hey, I’m a cat!” without getting any shit from the rest of society. I personally think that women should be able to dress like sluts all year long without any problems, and men should wear eyeliner and fishnet shirts without their sexual orientation being called into question. But if we lived in a perfect world like that, I would be smoking a big ass blunt in front of the state capital building and the only trouble I would get is if I was within 25 feet of any entrances.

I can dream.

Congratulations to You did WHAT in the Navy? for their awesome performance and coming in first.