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Mike's Tavern: Week 2 "Rise of the Regulars"
IF you have been to both weeks of Geeks Who Drink Quiz at Mike's Tavern...you are now a regular.
Don't like it? Deal.
We had 3 of the 4 teams return this week for a sweet quiz "CAGE MATCH".
We fed them all bran muffins and then locked them in bathroom without any toilet paper.
That's what we're doing next week. Gonna find out who reads this blog and preps by stuffing napkins in their pockets.
Bring me a wad of napkins next week and I might buy you a drink.
This week we just got them liquored up and administered a great quiz. Heavy on the vagina...but great.
**NOTE: "Heavy on the vagina" is not addressing the number of females participating in the quiz but rather how many times I got to say the word vagina throughout the evening.
***ANOTHER NOTE: We had EXACTLY the same number of males and females playing last night. Eleven (11) of each...
so if I was addressing the number of females participating in the quiz. I would say that was the perfect amount of vagina.
ENOUGH ABOUT VAGINA! You know...until later in this blog when I reference it again. Moving on.
We also had some new faces. I like to see new faces. I mean...my regulars a DAMN pretty bunch but...I like variety.
You know who you are.
We had 4 new teams tonight...I look forward to calling you regulars in a week or two.
Highlights of the Night:
We all think Down Syndrome is funny on some level. Sorry world. We want to feel bad but we couldn't stop giggling.
Maybe that was just me. (Just to be clear. None of us thinks Down Syndrome is funny. But right before I read the question I thought of something funny to say and then decided it was inappropriate but got the giggles anyway...then the rest of the bar giggled at my giggling)
If Hitler had a Hulk Hogan mustache maybe we wouldn't all hate him so much.
We listened to "Heart Shape Box" all the way through just so we could get a good mental picture of Courtney Love's vag:
"I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks" - geez Kurt.
Do you really want to be forever in my debt for my priceless advice? Ok. Take a fucking sandwich break.
I advise taking a sandwich break at least once a day...
Best answer of the night comes from You Tube Catz LOL for a second week in a row. The name of the cat in the comic strip "Mutts" is NOT "Courtney Loves vagina".
But lets get it changed to that. It's a brilliant name for a cat.
We had a tie for first and it went to a sudden death round.
The Enforcers vs. Really a Goat.
Then I killed them all sudden death style. Nope. Really a Goat was victorious.
I was overcome by emotion.
I picked up a member of the team.
Don't know if that was out of line...but I can't take it back now.
There was also tie between 3rd & 4th.
The Biteys & A Pimp Named Lando...and they were both only 4 points off of 1st.
It was a nail biting - edge of your seat - vagina kind of night.
fish tacos (that is NOT a vagina reference) need to come back next week because they had the best mustaches in the bar...and I just liked them.
Avery. What can I say...he's the best bartender I could ask for. Let's be Facebook friends?
DON'T FORGET: Mike's Tavern is offering a special seasonal prize. Highest cumulative point total at the end of 4 months wins $100.
So be there every week! We got a game people. I'll post overall cumulative scores in a couple of weeks.
I'm gonna go play skee-ball.