As you all saw baby was put in the corner tonight, I'm baby in this scenario. I was placed in an unusual corner tonight, due to the band, and it was a lot of fun watching people walk in and look around wondering if the quiz was still happening tonight. Guess what! It totally was and it was a freakin' blast so if you missed it, well then poo on you.

So, Round 1 may have been a bit before some of your time, but as I said I'm pretty sure that everybody was doing Scorpions voice in there head when they thought of that certain special move. There are very few moments in my life I won't forget in my life, one of them is when I stumbled upon the Scorpions finishing move one day playing Mortal Kombat. I may have been a bit too you young to watch a dude rip another guys spine out of his body even if it was in 16bit. I was shocked but god I wanted more, I've been chasing that pony ever since.

Hey quiz writers! You may as well have just called round 3 the freebie round where we ask you to name small states. Every team got a perfect score on this round and I'm so proud. A little behind the scenes, because we were playing a song about Kentucky the quiz writers thought they might throw you for a loop, but my Mfin' Cville teams are too damn smart for that! I do wanna give kudos to the teams that answered SC, it seemed to me to be the ballsiest answer that was available.

I don't think some of you guys understood why it was so important to look at me and my air quotes when I said “m” TV. By now you realize all the answers started with the letter M in round 4 but that probably wasn't much of a comfort because I had no idea there was so many talk show host's names that started with M. They might not all do paternity tests, but god dammit they sure as hell have boot camps!!! God I miss Jenny Jones!!!! Also, just so you know I read the quiz at least a day before it happens so in this instance I've had the theme to Three's Company stuck in my head for at least a good 24 hours no end in sight. Come and knock on my door, we've been waiting for you. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, three's company too. You all must suffer!

I don't know about you but round 7 was sexy as hell, I mean we start with tickle me Elmo putting ideas in my head then we move to Bop-it, which felt like a condensed version of the Kama Sutra, followed by Teddy Ruxpin practically asking me to help him move a couch into his van. Seriously Teddy Ruxpin you mother fucker your soothing voice has become nothing but creepy!! I bet your happy meal budget is huge, I hope one of those fucking cannon balls hits your fucking cottage!!!!!

Thanks to everyone who came out, I hope you all come again next week!!! Especially the new teams, fresh faces give me a reason to quiz, I get tired of the old tired face of our regulars!!! One last thing before I go make sure to write your congress man and ask him to bring back those orgasmic Herbal Essence commercials, they were a service if you ask me!!! See ya all next week

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