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I'm sorry but I have never done this before. That is probably confusing you, huh?
Let me explain...
Hi I'm Stan, your quizzy master (is that what it's called?) Bryan's fraternal twin brother.
I'm working in conjunction with the Overlords of Geeks who Drink to bring you Rogue 4's final blog. Rather, what he had written before his untimely demise last night at the hands of...well you wouldn't believe me if I told you. The 'blog' is followed by a transcript of a panicked voice mail that he left me as well as photographs salvaged from his mangled camera.
Bryan will be missed by his cat, a series of pornography sites, and a extensive community of online gamers.
Thursday nights are alright for...
...alright for quizzing.
Just another average quiz night at The Chesterfield.
Nothing at all out of the ordinary.
I am being joined by trainee Nick. I'll have Nick read round 6. I'm sure he will do fine. I would normally have a trainee read round 4 too but this week it's all about booze. I think I'll read that one. You know, because I love booze and shit.
Our other rounds will be fun too.
I say that in the future tense because I am planning on seeing Looper after the quiz. (Holding a quiz inside a bar inside a movie theater does have it's conveniences.) I imagine I will be pretty tired and I won't want to do much writing after the movie. So why not do some the writing before hand?
Nothing weird about that.
Just another night in downtown Kansas City.
Some of the teams are already here.
Look there's The bastard sons of Johnny Cougar and last week's 2nd place winner I wrestled a bear once. I bet they get 2nd again this week. Booty Jamz and Chloe's parents' team the Vaginettes are here too.
Monster squad, Staff infection, and Vault hunters will probably finish in the middle of the pack...if I had to guess.
Oh boy, it's the Scott Blacula Society. These guys are wicked smart and are always in contention. But I have a feeling that a poor showing in round 7 will doom them to 3rd place leaving Where are the other dudes? To take 1st pace.
I'm mean this is all just conjuncture at this point. Who know how it will turn out on this average night where nothing out of the ordinary could happen?
Ok so that is what he had written.
Here is the voice mail transcript.
Hey Stan! Holy shit man the alien from the Predator movie is here and is killing everyone. I'm sure Ill be killed too. I'd try to run away but my lack of physical fitness is going to hamper that plan dramatically.
Oh shit! Maybe I should have called the cops or the army instead of leaving this unnecessary and narrative voice mail.
Oh no here he/she comes.
This has been pub quiz.
I'll put full sized picture of you guys with the Predator up on our FB page https://www.facebook.com/KansasCityGeeksWhoDrink
Dont forget about the Simpson's quiz on the 18th here at the Chesterfield.