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Last night, we had the trifecta of awesome rounds. There were entire rounds about boobs, vaginas, and dinosaurs, enjoyed by all, especially our birthday boy, Sean. Thanks for spending your night with Geeks Who Drink.
I don't condone rape jokes as team names, but I must say, there were some legitimate team names last night. Judging by the structure of the quote that inspired those names, I'd like to think that Todd Akin actually knew he fucked up before he even finished his thought. Like, he was going to say something profound and then he realized he sounded like an old white man. I mean, I don't think it was his initial intention to use the words “the female body has ways to try to shut that down”. Alas, by the time he uttered that misguided misogyny, it was too late to abort the sentiment.
So, The Price is Right is looking for a male “beauty” after 40 years of exclusively objectifying women. Personally, I think they should also ditch the long, skinny mic. Bob Barker was the only one who could pull it off. Also, is it just me or does Drew Carey look real creepy these days? Ew Carey is more like it...and he just seems so sad, like a lone polar bear at a zoo in the desert.
You geeks sure did like Round 2: Eighty Years Ago in Pop. Several folks wanted to know the name of the cover band; it's the Palast Orchestra. Now, I know you're all going to be scouring Youtube for their cover of Britney Spears – Oops I Did It Again. Enjoy.
You fuckers are usually pretty buzzed by round 6, as you should be. However, no matter how loud and drunk the conversations, everyone shuts the fuck up when I mention Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. We all know Billy the Blue Ranger rocked the Triceratops. Geez, you guys make me so proud.
Wanna give huge props and shout outs to the Trident Grill staff. We're working with a new table layout and it's not easy to navigate around those tables. The ladies of Trident worked it out in the name of Geeks, so next you see them, let them know you recognize the skills.
If we can get 18+ teams in the house for next week, we'll have a pajama party the following week. Let's make that happen.
Remember when we had a crazy dance off at Trident? Yeah, Ingrid started dancing before there was even music and Rob took his shirt off with the quickness. I maintain that had he not been asked to get down from the table, the outcome would have been a bit different.
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFrZ8bOh4jo&feature=plcp