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Thanks to everyone who came out tonight. Dropkick Murphys were playing across the street so my heaviest drinkers ditched me for that. You all suck so very, very hard. I did have an odd prize request. Four gentle lads headed out to the DKMs told me that they really wish we'd give out jean overall shorts and sock garters. Then they showed me a picture of a dude wearing those items of clothing. They also wanted me to watch their hoodies for them and appeared to be sufficiently intoxicated for a DKM experience.
But fuck the Dropkic Murphys... we had a quiz. I broke in Julia. She's the newest pony in the Houston QM stable and she rocks. In honor of popping her GWD cherry, I had my players write a poem about losing one's virginity. The results and winners follow:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know your my mom
But I love you
(P.S. in the bum)
~Dr. Charles
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to make out
with your face
~Edga Allen "ho"
WINNING POEM!
Cherries are red
Balls are blue
First you bled
Then I blew... my load
~Jeff
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's your first,
I want to fuck you!
~Maggie
Roses are red
Your thong was blue
I cride after sex
And so did you
~Josh
The scores were about as tight as Pam Anderson's vag, but everyone did respectable. Particularly Raggy Rikes if Ruff. He came in third playing by himself. Rarely do you win a prize for doing that, and he did. Round of applesauce! In second was team Fat Kids Always Win at See Saw, and in a rare showing, the first place winning team was Testiculos Habet. I still have no idea how to pronounce that, but that's okay. They finally won a prize. :)
See you all next week!