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Lucky Strike
1201 San Jacinto Street
Houston, TX 77002
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12:47 PM, March 01, 2013
Testiculos Habet 68

Fat Kids Always Win at See Saw 58

Raggy Rikes it Ruff 51

Bobcats 21

Jesse 4

Rainbow Brite


Quiz Schedule
Tuesdays at Christian's Tailgate in Midtown, 8pm Wednesdays at Little J's, 8pm Thursdays at McElroys, 8pm
Katie (Rainbow Brite)

Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight. Dropkick Murphys were playing across the street so my heaviest drinkers ditched me for that. You all suck so very, very hard. I did have an odd prize request. Four gentle lads headed out to the DKMs told me that they really wish we'd give out jean overall shorts and sock garters. Then they showed me a picture of a dude wearing those items of clothing. They also wanted me to watch their hoodies for them and appeared to be sufficiently intoxicated for a DKM experience.

But fuck the Dropkic Murphys... we had a quiz. I broke in Julia. She's the newest pony in the Houston QM stable and she rocks. In honor of popping her GWD cherry, I had my players write a poem about losing one's virginity. The results and winners follow:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know your my mom
But I love you 
(P.S. in the bum)
~Dr. Charles

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to make out
with your face
~Edga Allen "ho"

Cherries are red
Balls are blue
First you bled
Then I blew... my load

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's your first,
I want to fuck you!

Roses are red
Your thong was blue
I cride after sex
And so did you

The scores were about as tight as Pam Anderson's vag, but everyone did respectable. Particularly Raggy Rikes if Ruff. He came in third playing by himself. Rarely do you win a prize for doing that, and he did. Round of applesauce! In second was team Fat Kids Always Win at See Saw, and in a rare showing, the first place winning team was Testiculos Habet. I still have no idea how to pronounce that, but that's okay. They finally won a prize. :)

See you all next week!