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Poag Mahone's
700 Carroll Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
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8:41 AM, November 06, 2012
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It's My Dick in a Ballot Box 86
Ray is On His Way 85
Renfro 78
Bringing up the Rear 49
4 More Years 45
The Feral Cats are Going to the Superbowl
JWarr


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Wednesdays at 8pm- West End Pub Thursdays at 8pm- Lee Harvey's 		Jason (JWarr)

I'm a private school debate coach, video game nerd, conoseur of fine intoxicants, and overall Alex Trebek wannabe.  One time I killed a man just to watch him die.  I like to spin some mad quiz and if there is a trophy/validation/glory on the line, chances are I'll watch it, compete in it, or host it.

Those of you who know me know I'm not much of a football guy.  But several important things happened last night:

  • Some guy involving a bunch of washed up New Orleans players was going on behind me.
  • Bringing Up The Rear informed me that there is an NFL team named the Tabbys and another called the Cheboygen Feral Cats.  I'll back that team.
  • I WON MY FANTASY FOOTBALL GAME! I KICKED OTHER JASON'S ASS!!! SUCK ON THAT, OTHER QUIZMASTER.  It's always fun when 12th upsets 1st...

A huge thank you to everyone who came out to support the last ever quiz at Poag's even though Michelle is at some reality TV show filming being the bridezilla she's always wanted to be.  Huge props to 4 More Years for all the booze and the tips (to which they also received a tip of the penis variety).  Congrats to Renfro for a nice 15/16 finish in the round of random crap.  It's My Dick in a Ballot Box- thank you for your victory, your enthusiasm, and something for me to look forward to on election day.

Most of all, thank you to Ray from Ray is on His Way. We had great shots and very spirited political debate, which resulted in my boyfriend informing me that I smelled of booze.  Then I punched him and fell asleep in his arms.  Not sure if I'm talking about Ray or my boyfriend right now...

Well this quiz is down but GWD is not out- check out our other venues in the DFW area for more quiztastic action.  Signing off live, from the other side of the Trinity, I wish you a happy election day.

Poag Mahone's
700 Carroll Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
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9:38 AM, October 30, 2012
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Hurricane Sandy Vagina 84
Paraplegic Surprise Sex: Because you can't rape the wheeling 83
The biggest blow Jersey shore has gotten since snooki 79
Category One: Sandy Vag 76
Chalupa Batman 76
Renfro 71
Love & PBR will keep us together 64
Canned Bunnies 51
Adam 7
Once the hand hits your shoulder, it's too late
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Sundays - Zio Carlos Magnolia Brew Pub, Tuesdays - Buffalo Bros 		Michelle (OG QMotY)

I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.

Holy hell, where do I start? I had my blog all planned out and I was going to give you a rendition of The Notebook that starred David Cross and Janeane Garofalo.  It was going to be glorious.  Well, leave it to drunken hippies to ruin best laid plans. Those of you that know me (which is most of you guys) know that I showed more restraint last night than I’ve ever shown in a quiz.  However, this gracious quizmaster can only take so much, and you know it’s got to be bad if “Trusty” gives me the go ahead to unleash my own domestic law.  Even that was calmer than usual.  However, as one quizzer so eloquently put it “Once the hand hits your shoulder, it’s too late bro.” And you ass holes need to remember that.  My calm should be feared more than my not calm.

I’d like to thank the following people: Joe for possibly getting ear AIDS. Ricky for tossing ass holes out of bars.  Natalie, Ashley and Cari for wearing costumes.  Congrats to Garrett and the guys from Hurricane Sandy Vagina for bringing their A game and taking home the “trophy.”

And, now I’m down to my socks so you know it is business time.

Hey....have you joined the facebook bandwagon?  Get on that shit!  You can like the NATIONAL PAGE and our little LOCAL PAGE.
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Have you read the Geek In Review lately?
I do a little thing featuring quizmasters from around the country.  It’s called Meet Your Quizmaster.  It’s a pretty good read if you’re stuck in the airport.

Poag Mahone's
700 Carroll Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
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11:22 AM, October 23, 2012
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Blame it on Yoko 75
Dude...Is that Ted Danson 74
Vote or Die...or whatever 72
Renfro 71
Fuck it! Let's be Freddie 67
BiPolar Bears! 49
Split Off 43
Moss 5
All The Alcohol
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Sundays - Zio Carlos Magnolia Brew Pub, Tuesdays - Buffalo Bros 		Michelle (OG QMotY)

I was once named quizmaster of the year.  I had to pass the torch.  I will always be the original. I will always be your first, your last, your everything.

That’s what I drank at last night’s quiz.  All the alcohol.  Seriously, I emptied the Arberlour bottle. EMPTIED IT!! Then there were prairie fires, then something called a flaming Dr. Pepper.  Let’s see if I can remember what happened last night.
 
Round 1. That R. Kelly song was ridiculous.  Also, he WILL pee on you.
Round 2. Given the opportunity, I will always play 4 Whitney Houston songs back to back. I REGRET NOTHING!!!
Round 3. I don’t remember what this round was about, but I stand by it.  Whatever it was.
Round 4. I got to thinking about Bill & Ted.  Whatever happened to Bill? I began the hunt, and I discovered nothing.  Nothing has happened to him.
Round 5. You guys know your heads in jars.  I don’t know if I should be concerned about that or not.
Round 6. Things start to get fuzzy here.  I just remember thinking, what kind of morbid fuck writes a book about kids dying with every letter of the alphabet? Oh yeah, that guy.
Round 7. You guys need a therapist.  I recommend Dr. Katz...he’s a professional.
Round 8. It was a random round where the questions were chosen at random and then randomly placed with their random point values and tested your random knowledge.
 
 

Last but not least, this happened.

 

And then flaming Dr. Peppers happened.


 

Which led to this happening.




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