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Boy we had some angry motherfuckers last night. That’s the only conclusion I can come to, as nobody would clap during the quiz. No one would even clap for themselves! (I do a little self-empowerment bit at the end of every quiz to make people feel good about themselves. End that shit on a high note, yo). However we had a damn good time, and a damn BIG time! For the first time ever, we ran out of visual round sheets at the Overtime. I was snapping my suspenders on my bare chest all night, I was such a proud pappy.
We had some pretty good answers last night, as well. Second place was in response to what question little Virginia O’Hanlon asked the editor of the New York Sun: “Ey yo, how big yo dick?” Nice, Tacoma. Nice.
The best answer of the night, however, has to go to this:
Yep. It’s an ejaculating boner. What was the question? Does it really matter? That’s a universal answer right there. Jizz-squirting cock. Boom. Double points.
• Everyone could describe the character from the Independence Day clip, but no one knew his name. Sad.
• The only person that knew Snuffleupagus’ first name was this creepy bear of an old man that was sitting at the bar. He wasn’t even playing, and literally the only word he spoke all night was, “Aloysius.” Then he turned around and went back to…coming to terms with his imminent death? I don’t know what old people do to pass the time.
• Someone mentioned the Freemasons, so now we’re all on an Illuminati watch-list. Thanks, asshole.
• As fucked up and sad as the ending to Roseanne was, it’s even more fucked up when you transfer that story over to Full House.
“Danny Tanner, father of four, was killed last night after a trolley dragged him eight blocks by his head until his neck finally severed under the strain. He is survived by his daughters and a bunch of people mooching off him (Uncle Jesse, you swine).”
You people are sick.
Thanks again for everyone coming out to play the quiz, especially all you repeat teams. Until next week, this is Holland the Boy Wonder saying, “Thanks for seeing it my way...BITCH.”