I don’t mention it for obvious reasons, but I host several Tacoma venues throughout the week.  I only mention it now because Tuesday’s quiz was great, so great in fact that I felt preemptively disappointed in Wednesday’s quiz.  I hadn’t even looked at it yet, and I thought, “Nothing is going to beat Tuesday’s material.”

Boy, was I ever wrong.  Last night’s quiz was fantastic!  We abandoned our traditional Wednesday Penis Round™ and instead had a round about boobs AND a round about vaginas!  Can’t complain about that.  Then on TOP of that we had a round on dinosaurs.  Fuck.  Yes.

Let me tell you, before video games consumed my life I was all about dinosaurs.  I watched Dinosaucers and The Land Before Time while I played with my Dino-Riders toys, and at night I climbed under my dinosaur bedsheets in my dinosaur-wallpapered room and read books about dinosaurs and fossils.  I was all up in it.  Then Nintendo came and the only dinosaur I cared about anymore was Yoshi.  But that’s a story for another day.  I still have a soft spot in my heart for dinosaurs, so it warmed the cock-holes of my heart to see a round about them.

It was a wonderful quiz last night that picked up momentum as the night went on.  We started with five teams and ended with seven.  That may not sound like much, but we had every single seat in the bar filled.  We were full mast and all the Betties were sliding down our good times.  We had some great team names as well, my favorite two beling to our first and second place winners, Touch My Penis, Get a Prize…It’s Semen! and Wimmins Can Kill You Sperm With Dey Mind!  It’s safe to say that everyone had a good time, but nobody had as good a time as Deathproof.  Goddamn, those girls brought their own party with them.  I half expected to see them in the parking lot halfway through the quiz, passed out in puddles of vomit consisting solely of wine coolers and salads with no dressing.  Those ladies boot and rallied though, and made it all the way through the quiz.  Well done, ladies.  I apologize to half of you for judging you (Blondie, you fulfilled my expectations all night).  My favorite moment of the night was when Blondie was moaning about the questions being too hard and I sarcastically said, “I think you should drink more,” to which she replied, “I think we should read more.”  High five, Blondie.  High Five.

There was also a moment in the night where Blondie made me play “Poison” by Bell Biv Devoe and everyone started singing and dancing like it was an episode of 90210.  I was going to post a video, but you know?  Nahhh.  I think nothing can beat the picture I hope I’ve painted in your mind at this point.

Thanks again to everyone who came out for the quiz.  Until next week, this is Holland the Boy Wonder saying, “I got a bigger dick than that.”