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Well hello again, boys and girls. Wouldn’t you know, another solid night of quiz goodness has been bestowed upon us? I wish I could act surprised, but let’s face it: Tacoma and all you lovely bastards up inside it are god tier. I never had a doubt that we wouldn’t rock and roll all night and party every day, but I still love seeing it in action.
We had less teams this week, but the teams were bigger in number. Is this a girth over length issue? I don’t know. But what I do know is that it wasn’t the motion in the ocean that was causing the commotion. It was our big ol’ quiz dick filling up the cosmos and cumming all over its chest.
Speaking of jizzy jism, the quiz tonight reminded me of a game I used to play in college. I didn’t get a chance to talk about it on the mic though, so I’m not going to mention it here. Sorry, chumps. If you want the hot scoop on this life-changing elixir of the game, show up at the quiz next Wednesday at 8pm. Otherwise, there will be a watered-down reharsh next week. Hear it in person, or be a bigger chump than you already are. Chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
It was a crazy close game, with a threeway (not in the sexy way) tie for third place and a mere two point spread between first and second place. Salmon Baked proved a worthy competitor, leading the quiz at the first two scoring breaks. But in the end, Michael J. Fox: World’s First Human Vibrator? came from behind (also in the non-sexy way) and rocked everyone’s socks off (kind of in the sexy way. There were boobies, I’ll say that much).
Thanks again to everyone that came out for the quiz. Until next week, this is Holland the Boy Wonder saying, “Love all the people. Surf Nazis must die. (Warning: Link is not safe for work).”