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If I hated myself and everyone who will potentially read this, I would take a video of myself with both thumbs up doing a shitty-as-hell Borat impression. But even my hatred has its limits. Still, last night's quiz was indeed "very nice."
We had several return teams, which is a great feeling. Honestly, I’m really getting a sense of cohesion and unity from the bar culture at Overtime already. We’re two nights in, and we have return teams, running gags, emails submitted for our weekly email question. Fuck the little engine that could, this is the little engine that already IS.
I had to give a little shit to Only My Couch Pulls Out for their team name (#1 on the banned team name list), but they had the best answers of the night so I can’t be too mad at them. Here were some of my favorites:
Which sort-of actress from “The Parent Trap” is suing E-Trade for allegedly using her likeness without permission?
Real Answer: Lindsay Lohan.
Their Answer: Porno.
[Identify the song and artist based on this clip].
Real Answer: Daft Punk- "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger."
Their Answer: "Old timer shit."
But my absolute favorite was:
What 1990 romantic comedy starred Richard Gere and Julia Roberts?
Real Answer: Pretty Woman.
Their Answer: Boner Jams ’98.
BONER JAMS ’98.
Other than the name “Boner Jams” (which I will never get tired of), I love that even though the question clearly states the film was from 1990, they called it “Boner Jams ’98.” I picture this futuristic Boner Jams, a space odyssey porno with spaceships and shiny clothing and futuristic space rings on all the dicks. Michael Jordan is definitely there, because he somehow thought it was a sequel to Space Jam and now he doesn’t want to leave the set. All the semen is radioactive green, nipples work like two-way radios, robots are murdering each other, I…whew. Sorry, I got a little too carried away. Anyway, Boner Jams ’98. Best answer ever and hopefully a film coming soon to a theater near you.
Thank you as always for everyone that came out to the quiz. Until next week, this is Holland the Boy Wonder saying, “Don't jam any boners, kids (Link Not Safe For Work).”