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Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue)
989 112th Avenue Northeast #105
Bellevue, WA 98004
Mondays: 6:00 PM
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12:21 PM, May 21, 2013
Scores
You're Not My Daddy 87
Totally On Time 87
Scarves 86
The Sabertooth Limes 84
Cheeseheads 81
We're Gonna Tear this Shit Up Like an Oklahoma Tornado 80
Internal Use Only 71
Five Fingers Across the Face 68
I Dunno 57
Batman & Robin 46
Sexy and We Know It 19
Day in the Life
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Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm 		Ken (The Great White Whale)

Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. 

Welcome to the next edition of “Day in the Life of a Quizmaster”. When I last saw you, at precisely 8:17pm, you were both elated and deflated. Some of you were reveling in your victories, others were weeping over being oh so close. I promptly headed home, ate half a jar of pickles and worked out at the world’s gayest Gold’s Gym. Yes, I’m a Capitol Hill resident, so that should account for some of my oddities. Afterwards, I caught up on Game of Thrones in preparation for our upcoming Game of Thrones theme quiz happening at Rock Bottom in a couple weeks. If any of you watched it, you learned a very important lesson in life as a man. Chicks don’t just kidnap you, bathe you and sex you without wanting something in return. They’re probably going to put a leech on your junk or something.

Hall of Shame

  • Five Fingers Across the Face and I Dunno – You are the losers of the look closely at the picture contest. Hopefully you learned you lesson.
  • The Saber Tooth Limes – Please tell me how exactly Jurassic Park is a comedic remake of Strangers on a Train? Second of all, that shit clearly didn’t come out in 1987. If that was a joke, it didn’t quite work.

Mad Props

  • The Saber Tooth Limes – Things didn’t go perfectly for you, but you did put together the best score in R2, “Bad English”.
  • Scarves – Y’all were the only team to ace R4, “BRB”. You certainly know your adventures.

Bitchin’ Team Names

  • Five Fingers Across the Face
  • We’re Gonna Tear This Shit Up Like an Oklahoma Tornado

Scores were unbelievably close the whole night. We had 4 teams tied for first place going in to R8. Even that round wasn’t enough to separate our winners from losers. Both You’re Not My Daddy and Totally On Time finished the night tied, but in a sudden death round, You’re Not My Daddy took home the top prize. Our “Thank God We Didn’t Come in Last” prize went to I Dunno. Katie of The Sabertooth Limes won the Facebook free beer and Zack of Totally on Time nabbed the email bonus question. Special thanks to Jooey who rocked our scorekeeping tonight. Remember to register for Rubble in the Pub through the Facebook page. You can also like that page for a chance to win a free beer next. We will be on for next week, so you better show! Cheers!

Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue)
989 112th Avenue Northeast #105
Bellevue, WA 98004
Mondays: 6:00 PM
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12:39 PM, May 14, 2013
Scores
Drinks on Sergio 74
Mad Cows 69
Trophy Husbands (We Are/We Need) 68
Look What the Cat Dragged In 65
Scarves 65
Patent Leather Trolls 63
Bad Dev Fan 62
Twisted Sisters 51
Rule 34 49
Ebony & Ivory 43
JK! 42
Le-High 33
NPB 27
Reuben 25
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It.
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Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm 		Ken (The Great White Whale)

Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. 

I’m glad to see the wild and crazy weather didn’t keep you away from Lunchbox Laboratory last night. For those of you in attendance, I had nothing to do with the Magic the Gathering question. That was just a happy coincidence. In celebration of another lovely night in Bellevue, I will give you my assessment of the 80’s action film Predator. Have you seen Predator lately? Aside from featuring two former governors, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura, and a huge Nigerian man in a rubber suit kickin’ major ass, it is the single gayest film made. Somewhere between the giant black cigars in everyone’s mouth and the super bondage clad super villain, Predator is a film about a man coming to terms with his hidden sexuality. You won’t watch the movie the same way again. If you want to learn more, check out this guy who’s a whole lot more insightful than I am.

Hall of Shame

  • Trophy Husbands – Yes, I’m totally down for a Jeopardy and RuPaul’s Drag Race crossover week, but that doesn’t make your answer any more right.
  • Ebony & Ivory – What does “Pistol” Pete Marovich have to do with popcorn exactly?
  • Scarves, JK! and Drinks on Sergio – I appreciate the subtly irony of mixing up Will Farrell and Al Gore’s voices, but the answer was still quite incorrect.
  • Rule 34 – Yes. Condi Rice likes it doggystyle. It is known.

Mad Props

  • Ebony & Ivory – You were the only team who knew who the Orlando Magic’s all-time leading scorer was. Too bad that was your high point.
  • Mad Cows – All that studying paid off! You had the only perfect score in R3, “Which Came First: Junk Food Edition”.
  • Trophy Husbands and Patent Leather Trolls – You both aced R4, “A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama!”. I’m just glad someone could follow that round.

Bitchin’ Team Names

  • Trophy Husbands
  • Patent Leather Trolls
  • Look What the Cat Dragged In

In the end, the fight was between two teams that have been MIA for far too long. Mad Cows just couldn’t find enough points to beat Drinks on Sergio, but both teams went home with prizes for the efforts. Our bottom two teams both bailed after R7, so that means JK! ended up being our “Thank God We Didn’t Come in Last” winners. Our Facebook free beer went to Lexi of Twisted Sisters and Dave of Look What the Cat Dragged In nabbed our email bonus prize. See you all next week!

Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue)
989 112th Avenue Northeast #105
Bellevue, WA 98004
Mondays: 6:00 PM
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12:50 PM, May 07, 2013
Scores
Hurraybies! 70
Dave's Birthday Wish is a Lapdance from Sprouty Ken 68
Scarves 64
I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis 58
WTF, Mate? 54
Bar Bound 29
Lone Ranger 23
Stink Bomb 21
Too Old For This 10
I Like My Sausage Pizza Like I Like My Men. Thin Crusted.
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Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm 		Ken (The Great White Whale)

Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. 

In today’s edition of deep thoughts with Ken, I will bring you my observations on the human condition, a small amount of German fetish pornography and a simple maxim that will enrich your life, extend your penis and bring joy into your life. As the days grow longer, it’s important that you reflect on the things that make you happy. Whether that by time with your friends and family, a nice sausage pizza nestled between your breasts or simply watching an old German man poop on a beautiful young woman’s chest on your cellphone in a public place. The longer days mean you have more time for trying new things, but never neglected those known pleasures in your seeking of new and exciting experiences. Life is precious and shit. Whenever you’re having trouble with any of this simply take a deep breath and say, “Tig ‘Ole Bitties” and you will be happy once again.

Hall of Shame

  • Scarves – I know Rif kind of anchors you guys, and without him you’re certainly missing out on a huge chunk of Twilight and Renaissance artist knowledge, but it’s pretty clear to the average person that the Steelers are NOT a basketball team.
  • I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis – Please tell me where I can get the Swiss Army knife featuring a Bat Signal.

Mad Props

  • Dave’s Birthday Wish is a Lapdance from Sprouty Ken – Thank god someone watches the news. You were the only team to hit all 8 points in R1, “Recently in Stuff”.
  • I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis – Well you clearly know a lot about terrible youngsters. You were the only team that knew Honey Boo Boo’s real name and the only team to get all 8 points in R4.

Bitchin’ Team Names

  • Hurraybies!

Our winners did something quite unusual tonight. Aside from one round, they failed to have the highest score in any given round and they even posted the lowest score in R8. Luck was on their side apparently and Hurraybies took home the top prize. Dave’s Birthday Wish is a Lapdance from Sprouty Ken came within striking distance, but couldn’t quite overtake them in R8. Our “Thank God We Didn’t Come in Last” prize went to WTF, Mate?. Our email bonus prize went to Nadine of I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis and Oden of Dave’s Birthday Wish is a Lapdance from Sprouty Ken nabbed the Facebook free beer. Remember that we’ve got an awesome theme quiz coming up in a couple weeks and get on our Facebook page for a chance to win a free beer at next week’s quiz! Until then, cheers!

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