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Hamburger Harry's
2409 Northwest Market Street
Seattle, WA 98107
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12:34 AM, September 28, 2012
Scores
The Pickle Truck 60
Velveeta Crybabies 58
Chronically Unemployable 58
From Utah with Love 43
You Bong 41
Fear the Beard 36
Mistas 20
Factorial - Isn't that a Mall?
Cap'n Brendan


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Tuesdays at Buckley's in Belltown, Seattle, WA, from 7:30-9:30 p.m. Wednesdays at Rock Bottom in Bellevue, WA, from 9-11 p.m. 		Brendan (Cap'n Brendan)

This is the bio that never ends

Yes it goes on and on my friends

Some people started reading it, not knowing who I was

And they'll just keep on reading it forever just because

This is the bio that never ends...

I never really know what to write in the blog when I cover for someone else. It's like I'm house-sitting. I'm not really the kind of house-sitter who wants to come into your house, rearrange all your shit, and then rummage through your senile live-in mother-in-law's sock drawer for sex toys. That's just not my style. I would have drank all your beer, but what the fuck are you doing leaving me with only 3 Henry Weinhards Ambers, a Mike's Hard Lemonade, and some mystery beer in a green bottle that the label appears to have fallen off of months ago?

So I'll take my shoes off when I come in the door, bring my own IPAs to drink, always use a coaster, and maybe even take the trash out before you come home. If the neighbors say hi to me, I'll smile and acknowledge them so they don't think I'm a home intruder, but I'll politely decline their invite to come over for a BBQ. It's about not making waves. Until you get home and realize I've booby trapped everything, and the vodka bottle - while still full to the exact same level - is now filled with water. That was your kids, not me. I swear.

Though I take full credit for the Gangnam Style Dance-Off Tiebreaker. That was all me. 

Congratulations to tonight's winners, The Pickle Truck (1st place, $25 to Hamburger Harry's) and runners up Velveeta Crybabies (2nd place, $15 to Hamburger Harry's). Back to your regularly scheduled routine with Quizmaster Chris next week. Thanks for not calling the cops on me!

Hamburger Harry's
2409 Northwest Market Street
Seattle, WA 98107
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12:49 PM, September 21, 2012
Scores
Amanda Bynes is my DD 76
Building Castles in the Sky 74
Overhand Field Hockey 74
Mit Romney's Tan Lines 69
The Corn Hole Huskers 69
The 47% 67
Out of the Box 61
Huford & Buford 60
Rarely First Never Last - Ramrod 35
Norweign Taco 26
Yo No Se 19
The Goobers 10
The quiz in which I cannot say contiguous
Quiztress Stacy


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Belltown Buckley's Every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. 		Stacy (Quiztress Stacy)

I've been told my entire life to "act like a lady" and "stop swearing so much". I finally found acceptance with Geeks Who Drink. I don't like acting like a lady, what the fuck does that even mean? And I love to swear. Every sentence is just better with swear words. People know you mean what you're saying, or you're kinda red neck - both of which could be said of me.

I grew up in Renton, Washington. I can always tell who actually came from Renton by the way they pronounce the city name. It's Ren-EN, not Ren-Ton you tard. Get it right. I'm married, sorry fellas, to a pretty awesome Irishman named Declan and he happens to be the scorer at Buckley's too. You say nepatism, I say networking. Before starting with Geeks, I had a quiz team that dominated called Captain Mike Hawke & His Privates. We kicked ass and my team and I still bust it out at non-Geeks venues around Seattle.

Most importantly, I like to drink...probably too much and I'm a total microphone whore with an unhealthy love of fucking with people on the mic. All in good fun, for me at least.

To sum it up, I'm fucking awesome and you should come down to my quiz. That is all.

So evidently, I can no longer say contiguous on a microphone and possibly in life in general. Really?! What the fuck? Oh, but don’t worry, I could still stay fuck just not contiguous. And I couldn’t even blame it on booze! Seriously, what the fuck. It became comical that the word just wouldn’t form and then of course made it worse, since I couldn’t stop laughing. Sorry, Harry’s, I may have had a stroke last night while quizzing at your establishment. Nothing the vodka won’t fix.

Yes, we quizzed and wow, you really needed to know your stuff. The vast majority of the quiz consisted of politics, government and geography. I really should have paid more attention in those classes! Then, in true Geeks fashion, we threw in a round on Vanilla Ice. Finally, my knowledge of every single word of Ice Ice Baby paid off. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time.

In the end, it was Amanda Bynes is my DD who took home the first place prize. They also had a special place in my heart for their team name. In second place, it was Building Castles in the Sky, who came back in the last three rounds with impressive scores – even a perfect score in round seven where teams only averaged 4. That is some impressive quizzing.

Nice job tonight everyone and thanks for letting me take the hosting reigns last night for the mighty Quizmaster Chris who’s currently out trying to figure out who killed Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the conservatory. Godspeed, good sir.

Hamburger Harry's
2409 Northwest Market Street
Seattle, WA 98107
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11:43 PM, September 13, 2012
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Out of the Box 68
Baby I'm Bored 61
Rock Cockets 57
I Heart Boobies 53
ramrod 51
Latin Heat 51
Squirrelfriends 50
Loose Seals 50
Lightning Roooooooouuuund....Lightning Round 38
I'll take Sodomy
Chris


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Hamburger Harry's in Ballard Every Thursday at 8 		Chris ()

Chris is a Seattle based comedian and improviser.  He perfoms regularly around town with Jet City Imrov, The Murder Mystery Co. and in various other capacities.  His favorite food is pizza and his favorite word type is verb.

There was a great deal of debate between me and my friends in the early 90s when Michael Jackson guest starred on The Simpsons.  He was credited as someone else which later turned out to be an elaborate prank he wanted to play on his brothers.  I was in the camp that it wasn't him, I was wrong.

Dustin Hoffman as Mr. Bergstrom taught me to believe in myself again.

Albert Brooks as Scorpio is my favorite Bond Villain.

Johnny Cash can take me on a spiritual journey any time.

Kelsey Grammer has outworn his welcome.

Danny DeVito is now inseperable from Frank Reynolds.

Neil Patrick Harris can do whatever he wants, even shoot Principal Skinner.

Barry White: Enough said.

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