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Westside Ale House
1500 N Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX 78681
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:16 PM, May 22, 2013
Scores
Royale with Cheese 77
Please Stop the Bus and Let My Friend Jack Off 76
Slow Burn? No Burn! 73
Unemployed Hand Models Looking for Hand Jobs 72
Umlaut 69
You Think of the Name 65
Unregistered Sex offenders 64
I'm So Good at Lightning Rounds 63
Fired from an Internship 41
Rednecks from Colorado 40
Soto 31
Cacacious 23
Big Gun 21
Solo Love 16
Why Go to a Banana Stand When We Can Make YOUR Banana Stand?
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Mondays at Gordough's Public House -- Tuesdays at Westside Alehouse -- Fridays at Your Mom's 		Patrick (Patrique)

Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit.

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not as mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility.

If you feel something moving thats just the pigeon!

Good god I am so excited for the return of Arrested Development on Sunday. Taste the Happy, blog readers. 

Teresa C. won the email bonus prize (go here to sign up!) She had the choice of either a Geeks Who Drink pint glass OR the storied Mystery Email Bonus Prize. She chose the pint glass. The crowd was not pleased. After the rioting subsided and the mustard gas cleared out, Teresa thought more about things and chose the Mystery Email Bonus Prize, which was this:

I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint.

Royale with Cheese aka Round 8 Joker went home with first place honors while Please Stop the Bus and Let My Friend Jack Off also jokered round 8 to take home second. Glen was also able to secure the bonus prize good for $25 from da Westside.

If any of you need to borrow any of the seasons of AD, let me know. Can deliver. 

-PT

ps Game of Thones Quiz hodor.

Westside Ale House
1500 N Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX 78681
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:24 PM, May 15, 2013
Scores
I Can't believe I ate the Whole Beaver 90
Mr & Mr Smith 79
Umlaut 74
Couldn't Think of a Name so we drew a Penis 70
Schwicks 68
I'm So Good at Lightning Rounds 67
Le Fromage 67
Cs Get degrees 60
Cognition Remix 59
Theres No I in Team, but there is an I in Fist 13
Stop Staring at My Jim Croce
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Mondays at Gordough's Public House -- Tuesdays at Westside Alehouse -- Fridays at Your Mom's 		Patrick (Patrique)

Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit.

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not as mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility.

The crowds were restless last night because that was 2 weeks in a row without a Mystery Email Bonus Prize. I saw and heard many verbal and non-verbal threats on my life. Among those were winks from Mr & Mr Smith, and some gesture from Cs Get Degrees with like one fist going through another hole or something? Ok maybe those weren't threats on my life, just threats on my AV Card.

11 playoff crazed teams came out last night ready to rock shit. With rounds on FLILFs, Muhammads and Alis, TV Themes, and Celebrity Causes.

Top prize went to I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Beaver with an impressive Ace/Joker on Round 8 to summersault them into first. Mr & Mr Smith *wink* backed their way into second place and a $15 gift card to the Westside. 

Cognition Remix took home another $25 gift card for the bonus question winner of the evening! Congrats to them. 

Hey! Game of Thrones Quiz is coming up! I saw your nerd-boners under the tables (because I accidentally dropped my pen several times). Check out more information HERE.

I'll leave you with a fitting line from last night's Quiz.

Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim

You don't tug on Superman's cape 
You don't spit into the wind 
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger 
And you don't mess around with Alex's Cigs Jim 

-PT

Westside Ale House
1500 N Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX 78681
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:13 PM, May 08, 2013
Scores
Uncensored Visual Round Please 84
Royale with Cheese 77
Umlaut 74
Slow Burn? No Burn 73
I'm Getting Too Old for This Shit 64
Bravity Gong 61
Blue Waffle Crunch 58
I'm So Good at Lightning Rounds! 55
The Pathogens 51
Miss Frizzlegionnaire's Disease
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Quiz Schedule
Mondays at Gordough's Public House -- Tuesdays at Westside Alehouse -- Fridays at Your Mom's 		Patrick (Patrique)

Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit.

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not as mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility.

I don't know what I am so worried about. Everyone groans when I say "Before and After Round on with Diseases" but you all rock it. Making an appearance was a common team name we see from time to time, Syphilis Diller, as well as Maya Angelou Gehrig's Disease.

People must have known I didn't have a Mystery Email Bonus Prize but we still had a fantastic time with our 10 teams. First place went to the Winslet Crazed Uncensored Visual Rounds, Plz. Second place went to Royale with Cheese, who abandoned tradition and jokered Round 2. They were so distraught by the decision that I saw 3 of them crying and one have a spontaneous nosebleed. Just a trying time. It seemed to work out in the end for them though getting a $15 gift card to the Alehouse out of it!

HEY! There is a Game of Thrones quiz coming up on June 8th! Click here for a tad more information about throney games and things.

Calvin has the clap. Skidoosh.

 

-pt

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