Hey y'all what did You think about my man David?! He He was awesome and even better the dude goes by Sheep Dog!! Isn't that so freaking cool? Well, i am fo sho a fan. We look forward to seeing more of that dude soon.

Aight, lets talk about last night. Where did all you peeps come from? Really I dont know. You can tell me its ok. So last week Pride 0, Fall 1 won and this week they renamed themselves Pride 1, Fall 1. Ha! They have a team name that progressively changes with winning and losing! Tell me that is not so rad! Anywho, I guess next week it is going to have to be Pride 2, Fall 1because they won again! And at 90 pts!! Wha wha what? Nice job team that was an impressive show.

And making sure not to disappoint, we had The Diabetic Bears coming in second place this week. Just a bunch of dude what knows some stuff. These folks have been consistently supporting their drinking habit with lots and lots of Redwing gift cards. Great job again fellas. Keep up all that good work.

And...... coming back with a big ole vengeance is Wet Spot!!! Always the beautiful team with the ugly team name, these cats kept rhyming and stepped into the next cypher. I mean with that $10 gift card best believe somebody's paying the pied piper. Im looking for y'all to beat out the others one day and take first. Just remember theres no Mekhi Fifer.

Everyone else is awesome too. I just dont have time to write about 17 TEAMS!!!! New record (sans harry potter) for Redwing!!!!!

Also here is a salad I made!!

http://theweeklytreehouse.com/blog/?tag=Plants

Im Jack Fontenot and im out!

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money!

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.

Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!

I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;

Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!

I'm Jack Fontenot and I'm out!

So…. here's basically how it went down. A new team come into the bar last night as we were setting up and said they would like to play. Well, nothing weird there, so I just directed them to the answer packets, pencils and visual round. 

They started walking that way and then turned around and came back up to the booth. They said they wanted to use a really good team name but didn't feel like they had "earned" it!? I mean, that's a strange thing to say. But I decided to play alined since we do like a little bit of comedy. I Asked them what they meant by "earned."

That was a mistake.

Pretty much all hell broke loose. All six team members went in different directions and when I say went I mean RAN in six different directions. And while this bar is not huge but it is big. Which is exactly the adjective I would use to describe the damage that was left from the maniacal rampaging.

 The first guy reached a table full of one girl and proceeded to take all of her food (spaghetti if you were interested) and pour it over his head and then hers and then mine. After which, he and she walked around the bar with the gait and air of superiority that would signify a king and queen. With her arm locked through his they began picking individual strands of spaghetti off of each other and "bestowing" other bar guests with their own individual noodle. They kept yelling "Tomato Sauced!" I guess it was some kind of inside joke…

The second one who ran off crashed directly into a table  of misfit toys who were busy killing a small animal at their table and chanting "Celebration!" Over and over until the animal died and then, as part of the ritual they all climbed on the table and tried to balance everyone without falling off. Good job guys! You did it! Ritual Accomplished! I guess that's what got you 2nd Place!

A third member who runned oft kept going and didn't stop until he got to Flavor Town. Once there he accosted the inhabitants with shinny fruit and dull vegetables. The Town turned their noses up at the veggies but ate the fruit with excitement. What they didn't know was that the fruit was poisoned!!! With fun loving juniper juice. One the residents had consumed their fill their fun loving sides came out and they made their way to Redwing and played some quiz! Got 3rd place too. Not bad.

Marking the arrival of Flavor Town was another team who showed up really late! Team Slam. Consisting of only two people who are both strikingly attractive, these little jokers were tempting me all night with their sultry glances. I swear the dude kept winning prizes just to get closer to me so he could bring me back to their really hot looking spot at the bar. Even their drinks were attractive. 

I don't really know how to describe what happened with Quizzed in My Pants. Long story short they killed 3 people. Stole an entire pool table complete with balls. Drank a keg between the two of them. Got completely ready for bed and then had to get dressed again full on makeup and ironed clothes (which took FORever). Put on a quick River Dance show WITH hands. And somehow ended up playing Chubbie Bunny and not dying. Sorry you lost the dance off better luck next time. 

The last member of the original team that started this whole thing slowly made his way over to our reining champs and did something completely and utterly gross. I actually thought I was going to throw up but didn't. Then later when I was thinking about it I did throw up a lot. I know it's hard to believe but he actually made them change their name. They are now the Diabetic Bears and no longer "The Team Name that Should not be Spoken." I guess thats what we are going to call you from now on, but hey its better than having to say Nutsack over and over again. 

At the end of the night with one team now being 6 separate teams I asked over the microphone what the original team name was going to be and if they had earned it. They said they had earned it. And the name of the team….

The Aristocrats.

I'm Jack and I'm out. 

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