Tonight was a fun night. We had 4 rounds worth 16 points, which is unusual. There was a chance for huge points, but our teams here barely cracked 80. That's OK. I didn't know what the last name of Papa John was either. Tonight also had a lot of sex questions. I personally don't mind. It means that the kids are gone early. I'm pretty sure that the parents knew that Snoop had a pocket full of rubbers and his homeboys did too. Also, all but two teams knew what a Sybian was. You horny motherfuckers. How many ladies actually want to use one? Carmen Electra rode one after riding the speakers on the Howard Stern show, so I'm sure she is a good person to ask exactly how awesome it is. From the way the ladies scream on it, I'm certain it's pretty amazing for them. I'm going to make it a point to try to make every girl I'm with going forward feel like they were on one of those machines. Wish me luck. 

On May 13th we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary here at Teller's Taproom and Kitchen. You should come out for that. What will that mean for you? Extra prizes through the evening, extra beer given out where you don't have to get a bonus question correct, and a great time. There may or may not be cake. It depends on my energy level the night before. 

Congratulations to Sex offenders without borders and So Trivia for coming in first and second place respectively. Also a big thank you to Dave Matthews Band Sucks for allowing me to put my true feelings towards the band on the blog (greatest band of all time) and have a sense of humor about me changing their team name. 

A few years ago Brett Favre retired from the Packers. When he did so, he gave a tearful fairwell that everyone in the world bought, including the NFL Network. They dedicated an entire day to nothing but his greatest games, passes, blowjobs, shower scenes, etc. If Favre was in it, they showed it. It was rather awesome. I would only hope they would do that for any beloved Packer player in the future. Sadly, Favre didn't retire that year. He decided to become the biggest douche in the NFL. If you're a loved QB for the Denver Broncos you don't go to the Raiders. If you are loved as a Giant, you don't go to the Cowboys. When you're a Packer, you don't go to the fucking Vikings. That's just a simple fact of football. Now, I can forgive all this since Aaron Rodgers has already took the Pack to the promised land and got us another ring. No one gives a shit about Brent Favre anymore. Hell, I even have a Tshirt that says We'll Never Forget You Brent. I'm picking the Packers to win the Superbowl again this year (a pick I make every year) without Brett Favre. He can show his dick via text to some others instead of fucking his hot wife a bit more. I don't care. Rodgers is our man now. 

Tonight we also had a question about the overrated Heath Ledger. Sure, he played a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, but what did he REALLY do for cinema? Nothing. He got an oscar for his overrated performance in a Batman movie. Lets be honest. If he wouldn't have died, the academy would have overlooked that movie for any other movie in the world. He was just the hot choice because he died and "he was such a demented Joker" I really want demented defined. I mean, it's not like he tried to kill the entire city with gas like Jack Nicholson did. Hell, all he did was ask where he got those scars and why so serious. He was overall a fairly boring Joker. I'm sure it's just me but I wasn't a fan. Honestly, Heath Ledger was one of those actors that I was indifferent to for his entire career. I don't even feel guilty saying it. I'm sorry he's passed, but so have people with more talent. They didn't all get academy awards for dying. 

Congrats to Baked Mac and Cheese for winning tonight after a long streak of 2nd place. Congrats to So Trivia for their 2nd place win. 

We are two week away from our anniversary celebration Be sure you're there for all the fun. 

Tonight was an interesting night. We had a handful of teams on a night when the weather was absolutely miserable. On the night of the supposed snowpocalypse, we had a bunch of people brave what ended up being non elements to play and a night when no one went too crazy about the weather and it WAS actually shitty out...we had a handful of teams. That just means people from Colorado are smarter than the weathermen. I want to thank each and every team that braved the elements to hang out with me and play a pub quiz. We had some interesting rounds. A round on opera that could have been a lot worse than it was, an audio round that every song sounded like a skipping record, and a round with an interrupting cow. 

I do have to say on round 2, these were all supposed to be long songs. I don't understand how a song that is around the 5 minute mark was on that list. That's fairly average for music. If I were going with a Metallica song that was long, I would have went with One for sure. That's just my two cents though. My definition of a long song is different than other peoples definitions. It probably comes from listening to too many jam bands in my lifetime. 

Today I woke up to find out that a terrible tragedy happened on the East Coast. Some fucktard decided it was a good idea to bomb the Boston Marathon. Talk about a dick move. These people are already facing exhaustion from running a marathon and you want them to outrun shrapnel too? That's rather spineless. Overall, the act of setting off bombs is pretty spineless. There have been so many of these needless tragedies and it needs to end. Every time one of these happen, we go through a cycle. We find out who did it, then we spend the next several days, sometimes weeks and months, analyzing every aspect of what was going through the persons head. We don't want a single angle to be missed. This idiot stick ends up getting a ton of air time for being a spineless dickwad. All this does is inspire some other spineless dickwad with a meaningless life to want to be known for something. So, what does the next asshole do? Tries to one up the person before them. As Americans, we do have a way to stop this. Now that the story has broken, don't report on it anymore. Mention the person's name when he's caught because that's what journalists are supposed to do, and then leave it alone. We don't need to know every angle of this. We don't need to remember this piece of shits name at all. He should be known as dickbag who blew up the marathon. Nothing else. We have to stop giving these people power by putting them all over every single tv, newspaper, and website in the country. I've made it a point to not know the name of the Aurora shooter, the Sandy Hook shooter, and I will do the same with this asshole. We can take back America by not giving scum the power. Turn off the news when the reports come on. Make the ratings tank. They will eventually get the notice and cut back on sensationalism. We are better than this. 

Rest in peace victims, and to the injured I wish a speedy recovery. 

Congratulations to 3 Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place and Baked Mac and Cheese for 1st and 2nd place respectively.