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Crossroads Bar & Grill (Bellevue)
15600 Northeast 8th Street
Bellevue, WA 98008
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11:13 PM, February 25, 2013
Scores
Drewshbags 72
Ryan Meeks 4-Pack 63
Beast Lake 62
East Lake in the House 59
We suck 59
Twisted Sister 56
Blipsy Blops 54
Syndrom of a Down 45
So Long and Thanks For All The Quiz
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[Tuesdays: Paddy Coyne's Bellevue 7:30] [Wednesdays: Montlake Alehouse 8:00] [Thursdays: Madrona Alehouse 8:00] 		Tabitha (Stewbacca)

When I’m not running quiz, I am usually reading about space exploration and geeking out about adventures in astronomy.  One day, when I have a pile of cash to spend, I want to spend my nights taking pictures of space…because space is pretty damn awesome.  I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I do know that if it involved something to do with astronomy, I wouldn’t be disappointed ;)

At home, I’m a mean cook so once in a while I might drop a kick ass recipe on the weekly blog.  I collect awesome video game covers and meme songs that occasionally make my playlists for quiz!  My quizzers are the best in town and I love them very much.  Except when one shouts out the answers, that will make me go Hulk in a second!

 

So Long and thanks for all the Quiz! 

So sad it had to come to this.

We had some great times at the mall!  

 

  The Drewschbags had the intellect  

And they meant zero disrespect

By placing every game 80% of the time! 

 

So long, so long and THANKS for all the Quiz!

 

  Crossroads is going to be shut down  

Don’t let that smile become a frown

Check out our schedule online (around town)

 

 Despite all of those close defeats

Twisted Sisters showed nearly every week!

Cheer to the coolest duo around!

 

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

 

  So long and THANKS for all the Quiz! 

 

 If I had just one last wish

I would like a taco fish!

If we could just change one thing

It would be more winning teams! 

 

Come one and all!

Geeks and pencils

Side by side in Bellevue's geeky bars!

 

   (oooohhh oooohhh oooaahhhhh – ah ahh) 

 

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

 

So long, so long and, THANKS!

For all the Quiz!

Crossroads Bar & Grill (Bellevue)
15600 Northeast 8th Street
Bellevue, WA 98008
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11:59 PM, February 18, 2013
Scores
2nd Place is the 1st Loser 71
Snackeduck 67
The Barstool Softners 66
The Eliminators 65
3 Inches Soft 64
Apple Cobbler 64
Rong Hose 63
Torrents of Knowledge 62
Twisted Sisters 59
Red 55
Not The Drewschbags 51
Bowlergals 50
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don?t 46
Groove Armada 34
D20 of Destiny Smiles Upon You
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[Tuesdays: Paddy Coyne's Bellevue 7:30] [Wednesdays: Montlake Alehouse 8:00] [Thursdays: Madrona Alehouse 8:00] 		Tabitha (Stewbacca)

When I’m not running quiz, I am usually reading about space exploration and geeking out about adventures in astronomy.  One day, when I have a pile of cash to spend, I want to spend my nights taking pictures of space…because space is pretty damn awesome.  I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I do know that if it involved something to do with astronomy, I wouldn’t be disappointed ;)

At home, I’m a mean cook so once in a while I might drop a kick ass recipe on the weekly blog.  I collect awesome video game covers and meme songs that occasionally make my playlists for quiz!  My quizzers are the best in town and I love them very much.  Except when one shouts out the answers, that will make me go Hulk in a second!

Big grats to the winning team 2nd Place Is The First Loser who duked it out against their peers in a battle of brains.  Cheers to this weeks email bonus prize winner Brandi who, for the first time ever in the history of the Crossroads, crit with a 20 on the d20 of Destiny and won herself a bad ass Geeks Who Drink shot glass!  Then we hooked her up with a shot of Patron because that’s how we roll.  Cheers!

Want in on this email bonus question?  Sign up for our email list found here.  It’s super helpful because you also get hints AND for some reason *cough cough* quiz gets cancelled, you will be notified AND they will let you know where I go next.  Be sure to come back next week for our final installment of pub quiz here at the Crossroads Bar and Grill cause it’s gonna be special <3

With that said, I am off to embark on a audile journey to The Dark Side of the Moon, thanks Round 8…

Ciao!

Crossroads Bar & Grill (Bellevue)
15600 Northeast 8th Street
Bellevue, WA 98008
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11:19 PM, February 11, 2013
Scores
Drewschbags 68
Winners! 61
Twisted Sisters 54
Nine Inch Males 47
We're Fron Renin 39
Pyroflatulence: A Dissertation
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[Tuesdays: Paddy Coyne's Bellevue 7:30] [Wednesdays: Montlake Alehouse 8:00] [Thursdays: Madrona Alehouse 8:00] 		Tabitha (Stewbacca)

When I’m not running quiz, I am usually reading about space exploration and geeking out about adventures in astronomy.  One day, when I have a pile of cash to spend, I want to spend my nights taking pictures of space…because space is pretty damn awesome.  I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I do know that if it involved something to do with astronomy, I wouldn’t be disappointed ;)

At home, I’m a mean cook so once in a while I might drop a kick ass recipe on the weekly blog.  I collect awesome video game covers and meme songs that occasionally make my playlists for quiz!  My quizzers are the best in town and I love them very much.  Except when one shouts out the answers, that will make me go Hulk in a second!

Abstract:

To understand how to successfully light ones flatus, we first must understand what flatus is, what makes flatus combustible and safety measures to protect ones rectum and ballsack from the fires of Mt. Doom.

What is flatus and why is it flammable?

Flatus or farts are the gases produced by the breakdown of food with the help of bacteria that live in symbiosis inside our large intestines.  The gases that generally make up flatus are a combination of carbon dioxide, hydrogen, hydrogen sulfide, methane, nitrogen, and oxygen. 

Hydrogen, hydrogen sulfide, and methane are the gases responsible for the flammability of the flatus.  For the same reason Uranus is blue, methane is compound primarily responsible for a “Blue Angel”.

Great!  Lets whip out our bics and get this party started!

Not so fast young fartowan.  First you must take some very important safety precautions to ensure you complete your task successfully and without lighting your scrotum on fire.

The first and most important safety measure to consider is to NEVER light ones flatus without pants on!  ALWAYS wear pants!  If you do not heed my advice and light your farts without pants, your ass hair could catch fire scorch your skin or even worse, your hairy ballsack would be in danger of a scorching Brazilian.  Second degree burns are usually a bad thing.  And if you think that’s bad, there’s one more consequence to consider; think about backdraft inside your colon.  Not pretty is it…

Second, to protect your hands, you should consider using candle lighter.  Those are the lighters with the long chambers that allow for lighting candles in deep holders.  This also helps if you are self pyroflatulating...which brings me to my third point, always have a buddy.  Self pyroflatulating is not a good idea so always have a buddy to help.  The more, the merrier.

Lastly always have some type of fire extinguisher with you incase those enchiladas get the best of you.

Foods that help make pyroflatulating more awesome:  Hard boiled eggs, beans, dairy, broccoli, cauliflower, fruits and soda.  Also noteworthy, meat helps with farts but not in the way one might think.  Meats take longer to digest thus making more time for the bacteria to produce those gases in your intestines.

TL;DR – Farts are flammable. Have a burrito, put on some pants and let er rrrrip.

If anyone else has any tips on how to make pyroflatualtion more amazing, let us know in the comments!

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