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The Geeks Who Drink Arrested Development Quiz was a fucking smash! We had 31 teams come out to try their hand at winning the big money, but in the end, Discipline Daddy prevailed. They were 5 points away from getting a completly perfect score! Pretty impressive! But they weren't the only impressive team. Nearly every team got a perfect score on at least one round. While the teams' scores were impressive, I was a little disappointed in the number of teams who dressed up. We had a very convincing Lindsay Bluth impersonator, and a few guys who decided to make their own Arrested Development t-shirts. Luckily, the guys who came as never-nudes were not allowed to remove their shirts in an establishment that serves food (for fear we might all vomit) (Sorry, guys. I don't even know you, and I'm ragging on your physique like I'm intimately acquainted with it, which...of course, I'm not. This is awkward, now. Sorry).
There were also some really hilarious team names, but a few I wish I'd seen: Call Me, Maeby, The Queens of Little Britain, Hot Seamen, The Ball Busters. Any others?
Though I spent my free moments throughout the day brainstorming ideas for a killer themed-music playlist for the quiz, I could only come up with the following songs. I'm up for any suggestions for next time I have the pleasure of hosting the GWD Arrested Development quiz.
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Natural - Arrested Development
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham!
Round 1 Winners: Discipline Daddy, Standpoor Industries, The Analrapists, The Team in the $7000 Suit, Come On!, My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't, The Mayoneggs, We Demand to be Taken Seriously Average. Score: 6.35
Round 2 Winners: Egg, Gobias a Tortoise, Discipline Daddy, Standpoor Industries. Average Score: 13.57
Round 3 Winners: Discipline Daddy, Standpoor Industries, The Analrapists, The Team in the $7000 Suit, Come On!, Gangee, Egg, My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't, Huge Little Mistakes, The Milford Academy, Her?, Teamocil, Army, The Seawards, Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution, Cornballers, The Bluth Man Group, The Fantastics. Average Score: 7.40
Round 4 Winners: Gangee. Average Score: 4.62
Round 5 Winners: EVERY TEAM EXCEPT 2 GOT A PERFECT SCORE!!! The two that didn't were Bluth Man Group, Those Are Balls. (sorry guys, it was just easier this way). Average Score: 7.87
Round 6 Winners: Discipline Daddy, Standpoor Industries, The Analrapists. Average Score: 3.31
Round 7 Winners: Discipline Daddy, Standpoor Industries, The Analrapists, The Team in the $7000 Suit, Come On!, Gangee, Egg, My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't, Huge Little Mistakes, Gobias a Tortoise, The Milford Academy, Teamocil, El Amor Prohibito, Mr. Bananagrabber, The Bluth Man Group, The Cornballers. Average Score: 7.41
Round 8 Winners: Discipline Daddy. Average Score: 8.5
Winner: Discipline Daddy
Second Place: Standpoor Industries
Total Average Score: 67.74