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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ 85701
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12:45 AM, November 27, 2012
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DAN MARRIES COME ON DOWN, YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON GWD 85

I HEREBY DECLARE IN RESPONSE TO THE NEW FACEBOOK GUIDELINES THAT MARK ZUCKERBERG CAN SUCK MY BALLS 70

EQUIPO SIN NOMBRE 67

CLASSY GIRLS DON'T KISS IN BARS 60

PARTY OF ONE 50

3 IS THE SEXIEST NUMBER 40

Electric Wiggins


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Trident Grill - Wednesday @ 8pm Playground Bar & Lounge - Monday @ 8pm
Lauren (Electric Wiggins)

What you need to know about me...

I do my thing and then some.

 

 

 

Come to my quiz and I'll make sure you have a good time!

I’m going to take a page from Michelle Miller’s book and tell you about all the ways this blog was going to be awesome, before the universe caused me to write a mediocre thing that I’m sort of ashamed to publish.

I had plans, people. I was going to write the best damn little blog ever, just for you. Truth is, I know you get off on it when I mention your names, so I was going to stroke the tip of that for you. But, really, I’m just tired and I might get a headache soon. Can’t you just watch something on TV and quietly masturbate on your side of the bed? I think there’s a Monty Python marathon on Comedy Central.

Seriously, this 8am-5pm job is kicking my ass. I’ve been forced to keep normal people hours. Thanks to all those who asked how it was going. :0)

In fact, I mentioned tonight that we won’t be quizzing it up at Playground for much longer, so make sure you come out and enjoy the last few evenings of me drunkenly yelling questions at you, within the safety of their sexy ambience. I’ll keep you posted on where Monday nights end up, but if you insist on being around me and Astroturf walls at the same time, I’m down.

Playground has been a killer spot to host and I am frequently there on weekends and anytime NATUR3, Clay Steele, Thomas B, or any of the Phat Entertainment folks are on deck. So, we should go dancing sometime. You know how much I like to dance.

Alright, time for bed. But first, go here: http://www.facebook.com/GWDElectricLightning

Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ 85701
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5:25 PM, November 20, 2012
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THE DOUBLE D INSPECTORS 77

LOGAN THE RECUPERATOR 72

NICK NOGAMI IS MANCHEGO 68

TASTY AS APPLE PIE 62

LIMP LIZARD OR A REPTILE DYSFUNCTION 57

THE CHAUNCEY BILLUPS 55

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CREAM FILLING 54

ALL THE ICE CREAM FOR YOU, DINOSAUR 53

PARTY OF ONE 52

ROOSTER IN THE HEN HOUSE 49

Electric Wiggins


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Trident Grill - Wednesday @ 8pm Playground Bar & Lounge - Monday @ 8pm
Lauren (Electric Wiggins)

What you need to know about me...

I do my thing and then some.

 

 

 

Come to my quiz and I'll make sure you have a good time!

Though we’ve had other dinosaur rounds, last night, I got to announce a round called Fuck It, Let’s Do a Round on Dinosaurs. Amanda, who was also our little picture taking monkey expressed that she definitely pwned that ish. Emotions ran high, and I think everyone got a little nostalgic for the Barney question.

A few things…

I wouldn’t have missed Ann Coulter if I was the driving force behind that pie.

I don’t know; does McDonald’s have a S’more pie?

I hate Julia Roberts. I think it’s her smile.

I judge you for knowing Ashton Kutcher’s twitter handle.

No, I don’t believe there was ever a song written about a girl named Chlamydia. Definitely had someone turn that answer in for Round 2: Girls That Make You Say Ahhhh.

Angelina Jolie is a super hero and I really don’t care that she maybe, kind of, sort of , in a way, made out with her brother.

Alright, sorry for the errors I made in last night’s scoring. I owe ya one, Jeff and Julio.

I’ve gotta go pack for California. I might never come back. You’ve been warned.

Lovsies!

Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ 85701
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12:50 AM, November 13, 2012
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LOGAN NEITHER A SHOW-ER NOR GROW-ER 85

DRUM MAJOR SEX PANTHER 84

THE UNINSURED 68

AMERICA 61

BOOZE CLUES 59

DONKEYS & DINGKS 25

Electric Wiggins


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Trident Grill - Wednesday @ 8pm Playground Bar & Lounge - Monday @ 8pm
Lauren (Electric Wiggins)

What you need to know about me...

I do my thing and then some.

 

 

 

Come to my quiz and I'll make sure you have a good time!

Alright, let's review Round 7: Best & Worst. Drum Major Sex Panther secured a solid 7 points, only missing Coal Miner's Daughter.I'm sad you missed that one, considering Sissy Spacek's Best Actress for the film in 1980. I used to watch it with my Mommy when I was little and I remember not understanding why she'd always laugh at the infamous bologna scene. If you don't know or don't recall what that means, you should watch this movie. 


Mommie Dearest may have won a Razzie in 1981 for Worst Picture, but it's still quite a lovely image of monsterous mothehood. Faye Dunaway is positively bat shit crazy. Also, yes I realize I just told a short anecdote about my own mother, as a segue to discuss Mommie Dearest. Relax, I never got beat with wire hangers. 


I'm always happy to play a clip from American Beauty, and why wouldn't it be featured in this round; it won Best Picture in 1999. Between this and writing about Thora Birch last week: www.http://geekswhodrink.com/561/, I think the universe is telling me to pull my copy off the shelf...but I'll be keeping your dick in a mason jar, under the sink.  

Now, let's talk about wrong answers I recieved. That's right. I kept your answer sheets. Logan: Neither Show-er Nor Grow-er took a noble whack at number 2 with Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Just about 20 years difference in age between that and Mommie Dearest. 

Showgirls, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and Purple Rain were all submitted as guesses for number 7. It was actually and indeed, Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles. BUT I can see where one might make the mistake. 


I judge anyone who scored a shitty 2 points on that round and one of them was for Wild Wild West.You know who you are. 


In closing, I'd just like to remind you all that I need a stretch floral lace long-sleeve thong bodysuit from American Apparel. Christmas is just around the corner. 

Go out into the world and Goolagong! 

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