Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ 85701
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Last night started with me chatting up a brand-new team of ladies. Well, at least, they told me it was their first time. Two things about this: 1/ I hope they are cougars, 2/ I hope one of them wants to put me in her pocket and feed me Skittles.
If that opening paragraph didn’t prove it so, you should all know that I am an expert on women. Yep, I’m a certified, bonafide, genuine degree holder on the subject [edit: I own a vagina and I still don’t understand you], which is why I actually knew some answers in the first round. During this round, there were eight girl questions that dudes should know; they didn’t.
Also, the bar collectively observed a moment of silence for the sad statistic concerning the low percentage of women who reach orgasm every time they have intercourse. If you didn’t know, it’s 25% and it’s your fault. Shortly after presenting this sobering fact, the crowd did share a moment of wonderment for Anne Hathaway’s boobies. All I’ll say is “Yee-Haw!!!”
Round 7: I Think We Should See Other People was an audio round featuring dialogue from break-up scenes in movies. Yeah, I think I’ll take another Maker’s and Coke, please. Luckily, many of these clips dealt with the more humorous side of things, including this quote from Anchorman, “Get out! Just go! We are through! Through! Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!” Oh, and by the way, let’s pretend that the plot of Chasing Amy is actually plausible, just for a second. If you were a hot lesbian, would you really go straight for Ben Affleck? Nope, didn’t think so.
Well, I’m done here. Y’all enjoy the pictures and I’ll be posting full size versions to our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkAuldDubliner?ref=hl
IMPORTANT: Playground is on deck for a pay-to-play and after patiently waiting, we’re getting the HARRY POTTER quiz!!! Check this out: http://geekswhodrink.com/198/