So I was gone last week. I assume from "Heisenberg, Pinkman and Insert Random Funny Third Item Here" team name this week that you guys missed me. Look, I'd apologize for leaving you guys last week, but I was in vegas, and I didnt miss you mother fuckers at all. AT ALL. Shit got cray cray. I'd upload pictures of me being thrown into a pool by elvis, but then you'd be all jelly.

Im sitting here watching the 5th element while I blog, and you know the guy in the hallway thats all like "GIMME DA CASH" and then does that weird little dance in the hallway wearing cheetah print mc hammer pants after Bruce Willis takes his gun? Thats the same actor as the love interest from Amelie that goes to all the little photo booths. Weird right? I know.

Anyway, It was a close race between "Space Monkeys" and "Miah is probably at home jerking off" all night. Miah actually walked in after round one to join his team mates and I have to admit he did look a little sweaty and smelled like lotion and regret. Definitely jerking it. We ended the night with a two way tie for first with both teams at 69 points, I KNOW RIGHT? WHAT ARE THE ODDS? THATS LIKE EVERYONES FAVORITE NUMBER!!!

Still wathing fifth element. Did you know that Gary Oldman/Zerg/Commisioner Gordons/Sirius Blacks assistant in the movie is actually famous Trip Hop producer "Tricky" who you might know from the group "Massive Attack" which was featured in round 2. They are like one of my favorite groups of all time, and the song was a cover of Teardrop on bagpipes, and I knew the answer and I still couldnt tell that it was Teardrop being played on the bagpipes, so how 2 teams got the answer correct on that I will never know... but I assume its from cheating, because holy fucking shit how bad to bagpipes sound? Its literally like sitting in a room and listening to Bea Arthur trying to put an angry cat inside her vagina. Over and over. "RRRRREEE EEEEEEEE REEEE" Kill me if I ever have to listen to that again.

Anyway. I asked a tie breaker question of how many acres are in the Mediteranean Sea. Oddly enough Im going there in october of this year, and lets just say, if it was the size space monkeys guessed it was, It would be the shittiest trip ever. They missed out leaving Miah to jerk off in first place alone.

See ya next week!

• The Royal Hilltop - Aurora 8:00 PM
• Darcy's Bistro & Pub - Denver 8:30 PM
• Prickly Pete's - Denver 8:00 PM
• The Whiskey Bar - Denver 7:00 PM
• The Cheeky Monk - Westminster 9:00 PM
• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
• Lisa's Restaurant & Lounge - Augusta 7:30 PM
• Opal Divine's (Marina) - Austin 10:00 PM
• Opal Divine's (Penn Field) - Austin 10:00 PM