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Prohibition
504 East Colfax Avenue
Denver, CO 80203
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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12:56 PM, July 10, 2012
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If the Shocker doesn?t rock her, spock her 67
Beef Tits 66
50 Shades of Gay 61
the 4th Element 60
Hookers and Blow 52
Hmmm? Team name? 47
Nick Strikes Back! 46
Carla 11
Big Boobs and Ass Tufts- something for everyone!
Who the hell moved my vagina?


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Tuesday nights at Beau Jo's- Colorado Blvd. 		Stefani (Who the hell moved my vagina?)

I like going places and doing stuff. I read a lot- often the same books over and over. Top 5 movies- not in any particular order: The Last Unicorn, Clue, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, and Babe: The Gallant Pig. I do not oh and ah over babies- I, in fact, dislike children very much.  I work at an Elementary school. I was the Prom Queen in high school.  My graduating class had less then 20 seniors, but it still counts bitches. It still counts.

Last night was my first night at Prohibition and I had  a few observations:

Large Breastseses were out in force. Flaunt ‘em if you got ‘em was definitely the rule of the night.  See, you should have been there!

Ass tufts were also out in force.  Not sure what happened there.  I received the reported sightings from two different teams, both thoroughly traumatized by the amount of ass crack hair they were exposed to.  If you are not aware of your own ass tuft problems, you may want to do a self check in the mirror- slouch in the “bar stool sitting” stance.  If you are hit by the sudden need to throw up a little- you may have ass tufts.  Seek a razor or a professional wielding bleaching expertise.

Don’t become a statistic (or a source of ridicule once you have left the bar). And thank you Devon of If the Shocker doesn’t rock her, Spock her for my new favorite phrase, “ass tuft”.

 Thanks to a great crowd at Prohibition last night, looking forward to many Mondays with you in the future!