I was feeling uncharacteristically nice last night, but it's a good thing I have this blog-soapbox to give you shit now: only two of you filled in the blank of "these are not the droids you're looking for." DROIDS. Not Jedi, not... anything else. RE-WATCH STAR WARS, FOOLS.

Anyway, with apparently narrow competition, Ludicrous Speed made up for last week with a 29-point lead for first place, having swept that Round 7 that all of you apparently had so much trouble with. However, none of you did all that great at Round 5. Except for this guy, who gave me his own captions, like a champ:

These are really much, much better. My personal favorite is the simplest: pukin' chicken.

Oh, and then there's the unsuccessful takeover of JR, Alexander, Bartender (which I like to read as "JR Alexander, Bartender"). They really did much better after the original JRABs had to go home and presumably sleep it off, but that wasn't enough to pull 'em out of last. Sorry.

Other things we learned this week: it IS possible to make Nickelback's "How You Remind Me" (or as one of you put it, "How I Remind You") sound even worse. Matthew Inman is NOT Nikola Tesla's real name, although I bet Inman would be stoked to hear you thought so. And all those safety measures you had to follow with your Halloween candy as a kid are mostly bullshit.

• The Royal Hilltop - Aurora 8:00 PM
• Darcy's Bistro & Pub - Denver 8:30 PM
• Prickly Pete's - Denver 8:00 PM
• The Whiskey Bar - Denver 7:00 PM
• The Cheeky Monk - Westminster 9:00 PM
• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
• Lisa's Restaurant & Lounge - Augusta 7:30 PM
• Opal Divine's (Marina) - Austin 10:00 PM
• Opal Divine's (Penn Field) - Austin 10:00 PM