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Freetail Brewing Co.
4035 N Loop 1604 W #105
San Antonio, TX 78257
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:19 PM, September 10, 2012
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I'll Stand In Your Bar And I'll Sing Of My Balls!
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Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx). 		Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

Seriously My Balls song from Round 7 cracked me up as well as most of you. I found a copy of it and I PROMISE to play it next Monday. And if I forget, remind me.

I'm so glad that the weather is finally starting to get cooler, here in the sweat-box known as Texas. I don't know about any of you all, but I'm tired of sweating and getting swamp-butt just by sitting still on my couch. It's been great to be able to sleep comfortably with the windows open at long last. I hate the sound of the air conditioner, and even though I love the cool, cool relief that they give, I will always prefer a cool breeze and fresh air circulating through the house. Seriously, I can't wait for that week and a half where the temperature actually gets somewhat cold here in San Antonio.

Typically I don't have that much trouble pronouncing words, but holy crap did I ever have a tough time pronouncing “analloerotic”. I tried and tried, then once I got it, you asked for repeats of the question because you're malicious assholes that way, but I love you all for that very reason. FYI, I had to add analloerotic to my spellchecker. So many wonderful words I've had to add to spell check since becoming a Quizmaster.

I enjoyed the round where the answers were “name” “the” “something” like Winnie The Pooh, or Rosie The Riveter. The bullshit answers were the ones that made me smile. Andre the Giant SHOULD have been in there, but sadly, he wasn't. But answers like “screw the questions”, “fuck the writerofthisround”, “seriously the roundisterrible”, “Mack the knife”, “Howard the Greek Cosell” and “Dell the funkyhomosapien” were worthy of note.

Can we collectively stop trying to pretty up the sport with the ball and paddles by refering to it as “table tennis” and just go back to calling it Ping Pong already? “Let's go play some table tennis” has been said by no person ever. Stop trying to make it sound more dignified than it is. Face it, it's a game primarily played in rec centers and loony bins. Seriously, has there ever been a tv show or movie depicting some institution for crazies that DIDN'T have a ping pong table for them to play with?

We had a dance-off for third place tonight. Thankfully Greg kept his shirt on this time, however he did almost get kicked in the face in the midst of the dance-off. Now THAT would have made for a fun time and would definitely be the best dance-off ever.. Blood on the dance floor is a guaranteed win in my book. Keep that in mind next time people. I wanna see blood!

See you crazy bastards next week!