My best friend CJ came to visit us from the quizzless land of Portland last night, and I like to think that has something to do with Super Infant Dance Squad erecting large towers of condiments. Unfortunately these towers always fell down the moment I looked at them and so a finished one was never caught on camera.  Their towers may have continually fallen, but that didn't stop us from talking about erections a lot more than usual last night. My erections in particular, which are bigger and harder than Dan's. Just think about that the next time you ask me to give you a hard one.

Also a large topic of discussion last night? Titties. Tittie Holmes in particular who were burning up round 3 with their vast knowledge of landmarks. Upon hearing that there was a team named Titties, everyone took it upon themselves to get me to say titties as much as possible throughout the night. Especially SIDS who wrote it down the side of their entire round and made up landmarks like the Tit-No-Dome (which we all wish existed).

In the end DTF came in first and Focus on the Burning (who were a little too focused on their nether regions) came in second.

Things we learned:

-When we think DTF, we think Chuck

-The Rubik's Cube is not a sphere. Nor does it have a 20sided die suspended in it

-2Pacs hologram did not go to Harvard

-Poutine with Mayo is not a hockey team

-When in doubt, write fuck

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• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
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