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Strange Brew
5326 Manchaca Avenue
Austin, TX 78745
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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6:55 PM, August 24, 2012
Scores
Toe Jam & Earl 75
I Was Raped by Clay Aikenâ?¦ Legitimately 74
Free Pussy? I'd Riot, Too 73
We Can't Be Witty Every Week 71
Ah Shit, We're Last Place Again 71
Cockburn Quintet 70
Funny, We Thought the Crown Jewels Would Be Biggerâ?¦ 69
Akin Fo' Yo' Illigitimate Bacon 68
You're Going to Need a Bigger Mouth 68
Garth Brooks' Leopard-Print Jet-Pack Thong 68
Lord Helmet and the We Ain't Found Shits 67
Stool Sample 67
2 Dykes and a Dude 64
Technicolor Cartoon Jesuses 64
Crazy Train 59
Shia Lebouf Fans 53
The Vomiting Vultures 51
Alabama Hot Pocket 51
Silence of the Lamps 47
Shuttle to the Strip 46
Frank Morris is Alive 46
The Fun Guys 22
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Strange Brew -- Sundays at 7 The Iron Bear -- Mondays at 8 		Chris LaRue (The R-U-E)

The warrior known now as Quizmaster Chris was born immortal in the Scottish highlands in the 1500's. He was able to keep his clan's secret for centuries until being discovered by Sean Connery in New York in 1985. LaRue escaped to live another day, and Connery played himself in the film adaptation of the encounter.

 

Quizmaster Chris loves Batman, tetrahydrocannibinol, Catholic whiskey, and anything covered in queso.

Strange Brew, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been with Strange Brew for seventeen weeks and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you lovely people.

Look at these grand men and women. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure, I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t consider it an honor to have known Team Toe Jam & Earl? Sure, I’m lucky.

When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift – that’s something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies – that’s something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that’s something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body – it’s a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed – that’s the finest I know.

So I close in saying that I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for.

--Lou Gehrig (sorta)