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Chicken sammiches, Olympic games, SUVs on Mars? At least the Olympics are a tradition that is thousands of years old that doesn't seem be stuck then. It is 2012 and it still takes 14 minutes to get a message from the most advanced technology. When oh when will they finally finish deploying all the 4G towers?
Eventually they are going to run out of synonyms for spacefaring vessels and be forced to get more creative: Voyager, Intrepid, Enterprise, Columbia, Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Donner, Blitzen, Carl. Seriously, there are going to be a lot of space ships in the coming years, it's going to be a second wave of creativity from the people who name suburban housing divisians. "Welcome to the bridge of the U.S.S. Stonybrook Meadows!"