Hey quizzers, with the upcoming winter, the fine folks at The Sidecar are going to shake up their schedule. That means Geeks Who Drink is going to be moving to an as-yet-undetermined night. As soon as I know, you'll know here and on The Sidecar's FB.

Congratulations to Team Name for their win on our final Sunday quiz! We'll see you shortly!

Personally, the one spaceship I'd have liked to see was the Event Horizon. If you're not familiar with one of the greatest examples of futuristic Lovecraftian horror, allow me to inform you.

What sucks is that two major things happened to film before it came out on DVD. One: when I saw it in the theater, during the insane mindfuck sequence (Spoilers and NSFW), the lights flashed bright, blinding white until you saw nothing else, then interspersed between these flashes were scenes of cannibalism, torture, mutilation, and other whatthefuckery. This may have been a shaping part of my childhood, seeing as I was 12 when I saw this shit. 

Two: Despite that insanity, the original version of the film was actually so brutal that the studio made them cut a shit ton of footage out. That footage is literally lost forever, destroyed before the day of "Uncut" versions on DVD. There's a part of me that is incredibly sad by this. It's the same part that drives needles into my groin in hope it short circuits the electric chair when they finally find the dead hookers.

Congratulations to The Guys. I'll see you next week!

I'm all for erotica. I'm all for people exploring themselves and becoming sexual aware.

However, the idea that fucking 50 Shades of Grey xould be someone's introduction to said lifestyle change is baffling. 

The book is like a ratty, cumstained sweater, the threads held together with the vestiges of infantile lust and elementry school sentence structure. Mr. Grey in the novel is about as Peter Fucking Pan as you can get with a protagonist. If you honestly, honestly care about such things, just read Screw The Roses, Send The Thorns. Once you have some of the mechanics and ideas down, I promise you, you can write something better than 50 Shades in the bathroom stall of a truck stop ran by tranvestite AIDs monkeys.

Congratulations to F-ING MASSHOLES for 1st place. See you next week!

• The Royal Hilltop - Aurora 8:00 PM
• Darcy's Bistro & Pub - Denver 8:30 PM
• Prickly Pete's - Denver 8:00 PM
• The Whiskey Bar - Denver 7:00 PM
• The Cheeky Monk - Westminster 9:00 PM
• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
• Lisa's Restaurant & Lounge - Augusta 7:30 PM
• Opal Divine's (Marina) - Austin 10:00 PM
• Opal Divine's (Penn Field) - Austin 10:00 PM