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So, yesterday I learned what a Merkin was (fun!). Being a former Neiman Marcus employee, I of course thought that a Merkin was referencing the very cute and very small Lauren Merkin clutch purse. Nope! It is a toupee for a female's private parts. I'm not sure why both a Merkin and a Brazilian Bikini wax exist. But they do. And thanks to team Proud to be a MERKIN for truly shedding some much needed light on this taboo toupee.
Not only did we all learn about the in's and out's and pros and cons of Merkins last night -- we also all learned about our friend, Jonah Falcon. And, Jonah's very large friend, his enormous flap slapper. Thank you to the man in khaki who was wearing a green shirt this time, who blurted out the answer of "how long IT is" before I could get to reading it (13.5"). I'm glad he knows that. I'm proud of him.
FTW, I'd like to take this time to announce some of the names submitted for the 8 main characters in the original "Winnite-the-Pooh" book series. While most teams got just about all of them correct, a few teams did not. They kind of got stuck at Rabbit. And here were some of the pooh subs listed:
I feel like McLovin' was a character in Winnie-the-Pooh, or at least should have been. So that team deserved a point. I'd also like to point out that Luke Magnotta was not the 2012 Kony Founder. He was a Gay Porn killer. And -- if Beyonce ever reads this blog, and I know she does, she should know that teams last night decided that her next studio album should either be named Baby Daddy, Tight Sequin Dress, or Every Beyonce Poops.
See you next Thursday!