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Nicolo's Pizza
1205 East 13th Avenue
Denver, CO 80218
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:17 AM, July 06, 2012
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THOUGHTS ON A NAME 69
The Narrow Urethras 68
Slum Dunder Mifflin Aire! 60
Hit me With Your Best Money Shot 58
Proud to be a MERKIN 56
Heavy Metal Shark Attack 56
ALL HANDS ON DICK 56
The Royal We 52
Woah NellieÕs 51
Funke 41
Team Awesome 29
My Couch Pulls out but I DonÕt 16
My Merkin Itches.
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Thursdays. 8pm. Nicolo's Pizza. Capitol Hill. 		Francie (Well hey, you know. )

Hello world!

I'm a Virgo who tries to do Karaoke at least 1x per week.  I love to be an "auntie" to dogs (playing with and petting dogs with none of the responsibility).  My first R Rated movie was Speed, and I often wonder just what I'd do if there were a bomb on a bus. I hate U2, and I hate everyone who likes U2.  

Below are my past four Halloween costumes, and I look forward to out-cosutming everyone again in 2012:


1). Fievel (2011)

2). a Newsie (2010)

3). Reverse Cowgirl (pictured; 2009)

4). Not a Happy Camper (2008)

I look forward to the day when I can say to a co-worker, "Evelyn, your kid ate the lineup." 

See you on Thursdays!

So, yesterday I learned what a Merkin was (fun!).  Being a former Neiman Marcus employee, I of course thought that a Merkin was referencing the very cute and very small Lauren Merkin clutch purse.  Nope!  It is a toupee for a female's private parts.  I'm not sure why both a Merkin and a Brazilian Bikini wax exist. But they do.  And thanks to team Proud to be a MERKIN for truly shedding some much needed light on this taboo toupee.  

Not only did we all learn about the in's and out's and pros and cons of Merkins last night -- we also all learned about our friend, Jonah Falcon.  And, Jonah's very large friend, his enormous flap slapper.  Thank you to the man in khaki who was wearing a green shirt this time, who blurted out the answer of "how long IT is" before I could get to reading it (13.5").  I'm glad he knows that.  I'm proud of him. 

FTW, I'd like to take this time to announce some of the names submitted for the 8 main characters in the original "Winnite-the-Pooh" book series.  While most teams got just about all of them correct, a few teams did not.  They kind of got stuck at Rabbit.  And here were some of the pooh subs listed: 

Hoot

Peter Rabbit

Gore Vidal

Chris Bosh

Eli Whitney

McLovin'

U!S!A!

Eric Cartmen

I feel like McLovin' was a character in Winnie-the-Pooh, or at least should have been.  So that team deserved a point.  I'd also like to point out that Luke Magnotta was not the 2012 Kony Founder. He was a Gay Porn killer.  And -- if Beyonce ever reads this blog, and I know she does, she should know that teams last night decided that her next studio album should either be named Baby Daddy, Tight Sequin Dress, or Every Beyonce Poops.

See you next Thursday!