Brewforia Beer Market
3030 East Overland Road # 100
Meridian, ID 83642
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Hey Party People,
I love October. There is a chill in the air and the leaves are turning brown. Hey, don't make fun of me. It's a big deal for someone who comes from California, where we have summer and February. Plus, it means Halloween, in which I can piss off my religious neighbors just by putting up decorations. Halloween in California is not so exciting. Bunch of actors and strippers are like, "yeah, another chance to put on a costume."
We had a question tonight that I thought was a "gimme" 4 points. The Quizzers had to name the game show based on a catchphrase, like "No Whammy" and "The Money or the Mob". Most teams where able to get Wheel of Fortune because it's been on for a thousand years and is still on. Do you know how many angry retired housewives would riot if it's ever taken off the air?
Does this mean that reality TV is winning? C'mon people. Is GSN even still on the air? Back in my day, Game Shows were reality TV. People playing silly games against each other for money. Sounds like reality TV to me. Here's what I want to see:
DRINKING WITH THE STARS
Think about it. Each contestant has to match a celebrity, Mel Gibson or Lindsey Lohan, shot for shot. There could be a wheel with the list of shots and drunk contestants would shout out stuff like, "No Tequila, No Tequila, No Tequila...STOP!"
"Stopped on Tequila!"
And then a little midget would come out with some patron shooters or whatnot. Good times, good times. I'll be pitching this idea to some producers in LA on my next visit...If I'm ever able to get a vacation. C'mon. Something called a Honey Boo-Boo has a show, so why not my idea.
I give every Quiz 100%. Apparently it only takes 11% to knock me on my ass. That was some strong beer. All three of them. Whew. So here's what I think I heard last night at Quiz:
-Gotye sings a song called, "Somebody That I Used To Blow"
-My Carly Rae Jepsen cover band is named, "Tonight I'm Fucking You...Maybe"
-If your friend won't walk, give em a Tall Boy and a piggy back ride.
-The last three men appointed to the Supreme Court are Moe, Larry and Curly.
-No, you can't pick up my tab for points. I drink for free. But you can always buy me a beer.
The Co lead for most of the Quiz but ended in a tie with the fast rising Prosthetic Conscience. We had a one question tiebreaker about the oscars. We did it Game Show style with the answer being closest without going over. Unfortunately, The Co went over and gave up first place. Drinks Like Churchill moved from 6th to 3rd to win the ten dollar gift certificate.
My DOUCHTARD AWARD goes to the two guys at the bar who, when asked repeatedly to not talk, kept chatting away through the audio round 7. You win the first ever DOUCHTARD award.
I'll see you next week or later
-What's up with all the penis drawings on the sratch paper, Truman?