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Old Chicago (Market Street)
1415 Market St
Denver, CO 80202
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6:17 PM, August 24, 2012
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Sally Draper Sleepover Rub Club 73
W.I. Do U. News with Ron Burgundy 68
We Taste Like Chicken 68
Canadian Tuxedo 68
The Evil Team 58
Snatch Snackers 21
Nerdherd 16
Duda 5
Nerdy Dancing
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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes 15755 E Arapahoe Rd Centennial, CO 80016 Tuesdays: 8:00 PM 		Steve (Don Quizote)

Steve is a writer, satirist, political organizer, megalomaniac, grad student and teacher-in-training. His allegedly humorous blog, News of the Bored (newsofthebored.wordpress.com), is taking the world by storm. It's now averaging an awe-inspiring 6 views per month.

When not quizmastering, Steve manages an organic farm, teaches yoga, writes factually incorrect bios in the third person and condescends. He currently lives in Boulder with his labradoodle Jessica and rescue pomeranian Mr. Snicklepoofer.

He considered quoting Proust or Goethe here, but was afraid that somebody might call his bluff and ask if he even knows who the fuck they are.

"(The Town of) Served. Population: You!" With that dismissal by yours truly, the Geeks Who Drink dance-off culminated this past Thursday. A three-way tie for second-place (I already did the ménage-a-tie joke last week. Fuck) and its $10 bar tab prize had to be decided somehow. And since each team preferred any competition other than dancing, I naturally picked that to be the tiebreaker. Canadian Tuxedo and Taste Like Chicken admirably busted some moves, but a lady from D. I. Do U. News Now with Ron Burgundy performed boogaloo-electrifying maneuvers straight out of Breakin' 2. Of course, each team's representative dancer resembled Michael J. Fox being tased, but their Caucasianess was a significant handicap.

The quizmaster all-star team known as the Sally Draper Sleepover Rub Club confidently sashayed into first place this evening. Dancemasters W.I.Do U. News Now with Ron Burgundy shared second with Canadian Tuxedo and We Taste Like Chicken. In third we had The Evil Team while the attention-starved bros at the bar known as Snatch Snackers garnered fourth. Then there was Nerdherd and Duda at the bottom. And if anybody was annoyed/agitated/offended by my playing of that ubiquitous "Call Me Maybe" song during the dance-off, please direct all hatemail to the David Hasselhoff Fan Club address listed below. Auf wiedersehn!