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"(The Town of) Served. Population: You!" With that dismissal by yours truly, the Geeks Who Drink dance-off culminated this past Thursday. A three-way tie for second-place (I already did the ménage-a-tie joke last week. Fuck) and its $10 bar tab prize had to be decided somehow. And since each team preferred any competition other than dancing, I naturally picked that to be the tiebreaker. Canadian Tuxedo and Taste Like Chicken admirably busted some moves, but a lady from D. I. Do U. News Now with Ron Burgundy performed boogaloo-electrifying maneuvers straight out of Breakin' 2. Of course, each team's representative dancer resembled Michael J. Fox being tased, but their Caucasianess was a significant handicap.
The quizmaster all-star team known as the Sally Draper Sleepover Rub Club confidently sashayed into first place this evening. Dancemasters W.I.Do U. News Now with Ron Burgundy shared second with Canadian Tuxedo and We Taste Like Chicken. In third we had The Evil Team while the attention-starved bros at the bar known as Snatch Snackers garnered fourth. Then there was Nerdherd and Duda at the bottom. And if anybody was annoyed/agitated/offended by my playing of that ubiquitous "Call Me Maybe" song during the dance-off, please direct all hatemail to the David Hasselhoff Fan Club address listed below. Auf wiedersehn!