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Coming in at first place this week was the team of--- oh, sorry. Should I provide more context to that special three-letter word that simultaneously tantalizes and terrifies us? The very thought of the act alternately engenders hand-wringing as well as other-body-part-wringing. So it was in this contradictory milieu that Geeks Who Drink brought to you Sex: The Quiz Round. There were queries concerning creative lesbian positions, shtupping superheroes and Shia LaBeouf's Sigur Ros music video cameo where he appeared in the la-buff. We all learned that a man's spunk shoots out at a speed of 28 mph! That's right; my jizz is faster than your grandma on the interstate. Another interesting tidbit: the guy with the world's biggest dong can stretch his foreskin completely over a doorknob. And that's only like the 3rd dirtiest sexual act that has involved your average doorknob.
Alright, with that annoying context outta the way, in first this week was Anderson Cooper Supports Individual Man-Dates, followed by Melrose Place, Let's Have a SBBQ and Ribbit. Fifth place went to Winner Winner Chicken Dinner and Liz & Sun sauntered into sixth. Tripod, Dem Guyz, Sex Bots, Shakespearean Yoda and Bridge (which I'm still not sure was an actual team) rounded out the standings. I think at least half the folks present on this night were hot rather than bothered by the sultry subject matter. Which, by my bedroom standards, means it was a rousing success.