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1415 Market St
Denver, CO 80202
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8:21 PM, July 06, 2012
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Anderson Cooper Supports Individual Man-Dates 73
Melrose Place 66
Let's Have a SBBQ 64
Ribbit 63
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner 60
Liz & Sun 56
Tripod 49
Dem Guyz 47
Sex Bots 34
Shakespearean Yoda 14
Bridge 2
Porn on the 5th of July
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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes 15755 E Arapahoe Rd Centennial, CO 80016 Tuesdays: 8:00 PM 		Steve (Don Quizote)

Steve is a writer, satirist, political organizer, megalomaniac, grad student and teacher-in-training. His allegedly humorous blog, News of the Bored (newsofthebored.wordpress.com), is taking the world by storm. It's now averaging an awe-inspiring 6 views per month.

When not quizmastering, Steve manages an organic farm, teaches yoga, writes factually incorrect bios in the third person and condescends. He currently lives in Boulder with his labradoodle Jessica and rescue pomeranian Mr. Snicklepoofer.

He considered quoting Proust or Goethe here, but was afraid that somebody might call his bluff and ask if he even knows who the fuck they are.

Sex.

Coming in at first place this week was the team of--- oh, sorry. Should I provide more context to that special three-letter word that simultaneously tantalizes and terrifies us? The very thought of the act alternately engenders hand-wringing as well as other-body-part-wringing. So it was in this contradictory milieu that Geeks Who Drink brought to you Sex: The Quiz Round. There were queries concerning creative lesbian positions, shtupping superheroes and Shia LaBeouf's Sigur Ros music video cameo where he appeared in the la-buff. We all learned that a man's spunk shoots out at a speed of 28 mph! That's right; my jizz is faster than your grandma on the interstate. Another interesting tidbit: the guy with the world's biggest dong can stretch his foreskin completely over a doorknob. And that's only like the 3rd dirtiest sexual act that has involved your average doorknob.

Alright, with that annoying context outta the way, in first this week was Anderson Cooper Supports Individual Man-Dates, followed by Melrose Place, Let's Have a SBBQ and Ribbit. Fifth place went to Winner Winner Chicken Dinner and Liz & Sun sauntered into sixth. Tripod, Dem Guyz, Sex Bots, Shakespearean Yoda and Bridge (which I'm still not sure was an actual team) rounded out the standings. I think at least half the folks present on this night were hot rather than bothered by the sultry subject matter. Which, by my bedroom standards, means it was a rousing success.