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As always, it was a little awkward being in someone else’s bar. Thankfully, True Love has only been rocking the Sunday night quiz for a couple of weeks now so the eager young quizzers haven’t had too much of a chance to get in a rhythm before I start fucking with things. It’s like if you started a new school year and then your teacher went on maternity leave after a week behind the desk. The sub could walk into worst scenarios. Don’t know where Steve got to tonight, he wasn’t clear. If it were fellow QM Darin Brock, I would assume something that involved penises (peni?) and butts (his, specifically), but I don’t know Steve well enough to wager a guess as to his whereabouts. As such, I have no reason to believe that your wayward quizmaster isn’t helping a fleet of old ladies across a very busy intersection even at the moment of writing this blog. In lieu of suitable QM banter, let’s see what we learned tonight:
Calling the crayon ‘flesh’ colored assumes that black, brown and yellow are not flesh colors. My solution to this: simply write ‘flesh’ at the end of each skin color, i.e. ‘black flesh’, ‘white flesh’ and ‘brown flesh.’ Those would have been fun colors to pull out of a box.
I’m a little confused how a colorblind person can spot a man in camo but a colorblind animal can’t.
Yellow 5 still shrinks your testicles and you can’t convince us otherwise.
The 'sooner or later' round was confusing, but I was extra impressed with how many of you turned it in on the first go round. Unfortunately for half of you, you probably should have held onto it.
Quizzing to disco music just feels good.
Oooooh…phalanges are the little bones… I was not aware, and neither were most of you!
Masturbating won’t make you go blind, keeping your jacket off on a chilly day won’t give you a cold and cracking your knuckles won’t give you arthritis.
What sucks worse than being gay under Hitler? Those pink triangle arm bands just didn’t go with anything…
Billy Jean actually was my lover. I just didn’t want to tell anyone because she was fat and ugly.
An entire round on shit made everyone smile. I’m pretty sure that ‘parcopresis’ is a fear of shitting on yourself.
Bush was a tough dude cause he used grown up words to tell off Hezbollah. Nice.
Bitch, for real, get off your phone.
Well it was a seemingly easy win for The Penis Mightier. They pulled further and further ahead, lengthening their lead and fucking everyone else most of the night. The Chocolate Salty Balls tried to keep up, but found themselves continually flopped around slightly below The Penis Mightier. But lo, in the final moments of the quiz, the balls pulled themselves up by the scrotum, tying in round 8 and winning the tie breaker round. The Chocolate Salty Balls arose victorious, tea-bagging the 2nd place The Penis Mightier. I can’t seem to further my line of puns here, but Brute Squad finished 3rd and enjoyed the accolades that come with being exactly average, as there were only five teams.
Atomic Awesome came in a round late, but they were nice people so no one minded and they were, as you can see, absolutely no threat to anyone. Eponymic Character of Geeks Who Drink didn’t quite live up to their names, but founding member Molly did win the email bonus prize on a technicality. Initially Kat was drawn, but her handwriting was illegible and I had to draw another. Write better for Steve, as he’s older than I and will have an even more difficult time reading your baby scribbles.
I had a great time and I hope that you guys did too. We’ll chalk up the smaller turnout to the rain and the newness of a Sunday funday of geeking and drinking. Next week Steve will be back and so will you. Until then.
Be Excellent to Each Other.