The Highliner Pub
3909 18th Avenue West
Seattle, WA 98119
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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Even so, that woman is not Alanis Morissette (Although he probably hits like her). If anything, I would say his new song sounds like Ke$ha trying to sound like Maroon 5, but you guys put what you put. Also I know nothing about shitty music so take my opinions how you will and also know that sometimes I am a little proud of you when you get things wrong.
Surprisingly it was our fishermen who proclaimed having Bieber fever so take that information how you will as well.
Of course it was also one of our fishermen who I caught cheating. Seriously guys, if you stand right behind me and write the answers from my clipboard, I'm going to notice. Luckily this was just for a free beer, which he didn't get.
Shawn was quite enamored with his penis last night, naming his group "I Have a Huge Penis" and also turning everything he could into a gigantic phallus, including his hand. Which as I'm sure some of you know the saying "If you have to brag about it..." You probably don't because I just made that up and hoped it would exist somewhere under common knowledge.
Small penis and all, their team managed to come in first. Next week we will have to see how much of his arm he can get to come out of his crotch hole and if that helps them any.