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The Highliner Pub
3909 18th Avenue West
Seattle, WA 98119
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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2:08 PM, June 15, 2012
Scores
I Have a Huge Penis 53
The Pecan Sandies 52
Danger Fish 50
Halcyon Daze 49
Four Cocks and a Hen 48
Squirrel Friends 29
100 Shades of Black 15
Johndice 7
Justin Bieber May Sound Like a Woman
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Tuesdays 8pm Fish Tale Brew Pub in Everett Thursdays 8pm Higliner Pub Ballard 		Heatherlynn ()

Who better to describe me than one of my quizzers?

"The all-knowing quizmistress lives in the the internets, accessed only upon rubbing the touch pad. A djinn of Wikipedia, 4chan, and reddit, your information query is her command. After 8 rounds of testing your knowledge, she may reward you for your intelligence with tokens of inebriety. Failing her will yield only to reveal the truth of your inner nature: the indisputable fact that you are an utter tool."

Even so, that woman is not Alanis Morissette (Although he probably hits like her). If anything, I would say his new song sounds like Ke$ha trying to sound like Maroon 5, but you guys put what you put. Also I know nothing about shitty music so take my opinions how you will and also know that sometimes I am a little proud of you when you get things wrong.

Surprisingly it was our fishermen who proclaimed having Bieber fever so take that information how you will as well.

Of course it was also one of our fishermen who I caught cheating. Seriously guys, if you stand right behind me and write the answers from my clipboard, I'm going to notice. Luckily this was just for a free beer, which he didn't get.

Shawn was quite enamored with his penis last night, naming his group "I Have a Huge Penis" and also turning everything he could into a gigantic phallus, including his hand. Which as I'm sure some of you know the saying "If you have to brag about it..." You probably don't because I just made that up and hoped it would exist somewhere under common knowledge.

Small penis and all, their team managed to come in first. Next week we will have to see how  much of his arm he can get to come out of his crotch hole and if that helps them any.