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Maggie McGee's
6253 Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84121
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10:37 AM, June 20, 2012
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HASTA LA VISTA HOSNI 71
GOOD GOD, DAN! 64
COOL RUNNINGS 61
ZAM CLAM 59
THREE JACKS AND A JILL 57
THE 4 PHISTERS 39
PSA: Prolapsing Safety Awareness
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The Devil's Daughter- Mondays @ 8pm Willies- Wednesdays @ 7:30pm 		Jesse Brake (Boba Fatt)

I'm a former body piercer and radio personality from South Carolina. Growing up in the Deep South, I learned early on that everyone was a piece of shit and the only things deserving of my love were basset hounds and terrible music.

I moved to Utah in 2005 and became an AFTDA certified roller derby announcer, as well as "King of Blog Shit Mountain" for Geeks Who Drink.

Oh, didn't see you there.

I'm Jesse with the PSA council. I'm here to discuss the dangers of vaginal and anal prolapsing. You probably think it's all fun and games to have a child, don't you? To bring another life into the world? WRONG! First off, you run a risking of having your lady parts turned inside out into a sea cucumber made of meat with a strenuous deep dicking. If that wasn't risk enough, your bladder can prolapse into your vagina when your baby comes kicking out of your ruined love tunnel.

That's fine and all Jesse, but Susie and I just do anal after the Sadies Hawkins dance!

NO. Prolapsing your anus is one of the seven seals of the Apocalypse. Read Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood

The moon, as blood. THAT IS YOUR ASS BRINGING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS! Ask yourself, was your butthole pleasures worth it? You've now turned your loved one's anus into the aesthetic equivalent of baby Dumbo's flayed trunk and the stars are going out in the sky. Well done.

Congratulations to Hasta La Vista Hosni and Good God, Dan! for 1st and 2nd place. See you next week.