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Oh, didn't see you there.
I'm Jesse with the PSA council. I'm here to discuss the dangers of vaginal and anal prolapsing. You probably think it's all fun and games to have a child, don't you? To bring another life into the world? WRONG! First off, you run a risking of having your lady parts turned inside out into a sea cucumber made of meat with a strenuous deep dicking. If that wasn't risk enough, your bladder can prolapse into your vagina when your baby comes kicking out of your ruined love tunnel.
That's fine and all Jesse, but Susie and I just do anal after the Sadies Hawkins dance!
NO. Prolapsing your anus is one of the seven seals of the Apocalypse. Read Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood
The moon, as blood. THAT IS YOUR ASS BRINGING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS! Ask yourself, was your butthole pleasures worth it? You've now turned your loved one's anus into the aesthetic equivalent of baby Dumbo's flayed trunk and the stars are going out in the sky. Well done.
Congratulations to Hasta La Vista Hosni and Good God, Dan! for 1st and 2nd place. See you next week.