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10:26 AM, June 28, 2012
Scores
Pinky & the Brain 63
Clam Pickles 63
Eating Ice Cream with the Enemy 62
Wyld Stallyns 61
Kate Drinks Alone 60
Abortion: It Really Lets Your Inner Child Out! 50
Walking Talking Stephen Hawking 48
Ludicrous Speed 43
Blame it on the Boogie 42
Team Name 39
Mr. Sax-o-beat 36
Say Hi to Your Motha For Me 34
Ron Swanson 33
Sad Keanu 32
Samwise the Brave 26
New Winners, It's Like a Miracle
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Mondays at 8 pm, Tony's Darts Away in Burbank, CA 		Theresa (TC in tha place to be)

Theresa is a comedian and a musician. Her hobbies include compulsively changing her hairstyle, thrifting for vintage clothes, and analyzing Creed lyrics in a non-ironic fashion. She manages her deep fear of puppets, Muppets, David Bowie, and well-intentioned/ accidental racism by aptly avoiding the movie Labyrinth and the Disney ride "It's a Small World After All."

What became of the rivalry between Superfriends and Dog in a Bathtub, you may be wondering? Well, neither team showed up last night, so we have two new winners! We actually had a tie for first place, but Pinky & the Brain left before the results were tallied so they forfeited their chance for a dance off. Why, oh why can't there be a dance off? Does no one love me? Am I not an entertaining, witty quizmistress? WAAAHHHH!!! I keep telling myself, someday, my dance off will come. But now I'm losing hope faster than a morbidly obese cat lady reading a copy of He's Just Not That Into You while crybating.* But I digress...

Clam Pickles took home first prize, and also the unofficial prize for Most Random Name, an award I made up. Eating Ice Cream with the Enemy took second, and they didn't even have to fake their death by drowning to excape an abusive husband to do so. Not too shabby! I spent some time discussing bad 70s folk dancing with the genuiniely charming members of Abortion: It Really Lets Your Inner Child Out and they have competition for Team Name Most Likely to Send You to Hell, another award I made up: Walking Talking Stephen Hawking. Alright!

Speaking of going to hell, my favorite round of the night was America's greatest News Source, where you had to choose whether the headline was from The Onion or Fox News. So beautiful! Trying to read lines like, "Chinese Woman Gives Birth to Sextuplets, Has One Week to Choose," without laughing was pretty difficult, but it looks like my place in hell is well-secured. I also enjoyed reading people's made up responses to the Random Knowledge question, "What four women starred in the 1994 western Bad Girls?" Although Team Name has a dreadfully boring team name, they came up with some entertaining answers: Barbara Bush, Beyonce, Susan Sarandon, and Queen Elizabeth II. Now there's a dream cast!










*crying while masturbating