533 South 500 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
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We sent off one of our best last night, as Dan is heading up to that passive aggressive rainy hipster mecca known as Seattle. Dan was at my very first quiz three years ago at Piper Down and won the event, which was recorded and had Dan interviewed for the local City Weekly.
After that, Dan made the rounds at a ton of our venues, including playing on my pub quiz team the first time I had the chance to be a quizzer as part of Beholder Spank at Lumpy's Downtown. We scored 99 points that night with three 16 point rounds. It was a glorious win. Dan also was part of the winning team at A Bar Named Sue that kept the streak going for many, many months. All in total, I've guesstimated than Dan's free bar tab total over three years is over $9000.
Mind you, he split that with his team...but last night, he took ALL the shots and beers bought for him as he downed nachoes in a vain attempt to not be shit hammered. Sorry, that is only going to make the vomit more interesting later. I also supplied Dan with a GWD shotglass to put them all in.
Let's look at Dan's updates for the night.
I set up a system where if someone bought a shot for Dan, it went on their tab and we handed Dan a chit to redeem so he could see the folly of his ways for leaving me.
Dan's now 12 shots in...and still has another 6 left. At this point, I started playing music that not only fit the round theme, but Dan enjoyed. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Estradasphere, Aqua, Primus, Die Antwoord...and of course, Be A Man by Macho Man Randy Savage, which Dan waxed on, calling it, "all the greatness of early DMX." I wrote about my love, no, SPIRITUAL AWAKENING from this album on another blog.
Let this be a leason to all of you regulars of mine: if you leave me, I will attempt to kill you.
Yet, despite everyone's efforts, Adios Motherfuckers still took first place, with Tom (Public Butt Ruckus) grabbing second. Congratulations to everyone and I will see you next week at 8pm.