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Devil's Daughter
533 South 500 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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6:35 AM, October 09, 2012
Scores
ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS 83
TOM (PUBLIC BUTT RUCKUS) 81
FAREWELL DAN: MAYBE WE CAN START WINNING NOW 79
MUSKET EARS 75
HUGS AND TUGS 65
C U NEXT TUESDAY 60
RIDIN' DIRTY 55
Nearly 20 shots later, we sent Dan to Seattle a few brain cells less.
Boba Fatt


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The Devil's Daughter- Mondays @ 8pm Willies- Wednesdays @ 7:30pm 		Jesse Brake (Boba Fatt)

I'm a former body piercer and radio personality from South Carolina. Growing up in the Deep South, I learned early on that everyone was a piece of shit and the only things deserving of my love were basset hounds and terrible music.

I moved to Utah in 2005 and became an AFTDA certified roller derby announcer, as well as "King of Blog Shit Mountain" for Geeks Who Drink.

We sent off one of our best last night, as Dan is heading up to that passive aggressive rainy hipster mecca known as Seattle. Dan was at my very first quiz three years ago at Piper Down and won the event, which was recorded and had Dan interviewed for the local City Weekly.

After that, Dan made the rounds at a ton of our venues, including playing on my pub quiz team the first time I had the chance to be a quizzer as part of Beholder Spank at Lumpy's Downtown. We scored 99 points that night with three 16 point rounds. It was a glorious win. Dan also was part of the winning team at A Bar Named Sue that kept the streak going for many, many months. All in total, I've guesstimated than Dan's free bar tab total over three years is over $9000.

Mind you, he split that with his team...but last night, he took ALL the shots and beers bought for him as he downed nachoes in a vain attempt to not be shit hammered. Sorry, that is only going to make the vomit more interesting later. I also supplied Dan with a GWD shotglass to put them all in.

Let's look at Dan's updates for the night.

I set up a system where if someone bought a shot for Dan, it went on their tab and we handed Dan a chit to redeem so he could see the folly of his ways for leaving me.

Dan's now 12 shots in...and still has another 6 left. At this point, I started playing music that not only fit the round theme, but Dan enjoyed. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Estradasphere, Aqua, Primus, Die Antwoord...and of course, Be A Man by Macho Man Randy Savage, which Dan waxed on, calling it, "all the greatness of early DMX." I wrote about my love, no, SPIRITUAL AWAKENING from this album on another blog.

Let this be a leason to all of you regulars of mine: if you leave me, I will attempt to kill you. 

 

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Yet, despite everyone's efforts, Adios Motherfuckers still took first place, with Tom (Public Butt Ruckus) grabbing second. Congratulations to everyone and I will see you next week at 8pm.

Except Dan...he'll be in the good hands of one of my best friends Jon Pio over at The Ballard Loft. 

Until then!