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Nashville, TN 37215
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That’s right bitches, I am back. After a brief hiatus to rehearse and end up NOT performing in a failed play, and one night I took off to watch my Titans beat the Steelers, I am back to my beloved Thursday night quiz at Greenhouse. Since I am no longer subbing on Wednesdays, this quiz gets all my attention now.
I have nothing else.
But what was not sad was the quiz itself. I was treated to fun answers, pictures of hands that I thought were dicks, and abundant racism. We had fun with stinky things in round 1, got a few easy songs in the fiery round 2, and some people failed at geography in round 3. We had strange acronyms that nobody with a brain that can get into a bar legally uses in round 4, submarine movies that everyone knew (I’m actually proud of them) in our visual round 5, and some stuff about botany in round 6.
Round 7 brought us Oscars and Razzies…and I’m disappointed in the people that could recognize Glitter by hearing a clip. And Round 8 brought us fruit and cream in oatmeal…sounds like an event at a brothel that you pay extra for to me, but some people are into that.
When it was over, Binder full of Wang was our winner, with Fuck! Return of the Asian close behind. Surprising, since three teams featured Asian members tonight. Yeah, it wasn’t the racism you were expecting from the South, was it? Especially considering Nissan is probably the largest employer in this area. But that’s beside the point. The point is I am back, and I am still the man. And I will be back next week. I will be at GMX the weekend following, but on Thursday, I will be right back here, entertaining and educating everyone once again, until the end of time…or until people don’t want me here anymore. One of the two.
Peace, bananas, and cream!