Paddy Coyne's (Tacoma)
815 Pacific Avenue
Tacoma, WA 98402
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Another Tuesday, another night at the BEST QUIZ VENUE IN THE NATION 2012.
…Or so I thought.
I always jaw-waggle with Rory the Super Manager before the quiz starts. You know, see if we have any specials or if I need to threaten anybody’s life or what-have-you. At the end of our 100% platonic conversation he mentioned, “Oh by the way, it’s
Scoretron and I like to come up with one special hook each night, something that says, “Hey! There’s a reason we were featured in the Geek In Review sixteen weeks in a row. And here’s another one of them.” When I heard this National Tequila Day business, Scoretron and I didn’t even talk. We just looked at each other and knew. There’s the hook.
After finding out how many bottles of tequila we had on hand, I challenged the bar with drinking ALL OF THEM. Now, it was only three bottles and we had like a thousand people, give or take twelve. It should not have been so hard, but come round seven when we’d only finished off ONE BOTTLE, I was starting to sweat bullets. Luckily my bar heard the call of the Wu and demolished the other two bottles in two rounds. You could tell who really stepped up to the plate, namely the two people who were making out and groping (X rated) at the bartop and the dude who pissed himself (I didn’t see you, but I smelled you, you son of a bitch). I want to thank everyone for stepping up to the challenge, and hopefully no one’s buttholes or heads are fucked up too bad this morning. I think next week should be National Jack Daniel’s Day. I don’t need all my teeth…
Other items worth mentioning:
BONUS QUESTION: What movie is the line “ask me about my wiener” from? Accepted, of course!
Thanks for the quiz, Movin’ On Up. Mind you, that’s Movin’ On Up, not Movin’ On Up :( . Two totally different teams.
What can I say? You’re hired. Everyone welcome Reid to the family. Reid, your QM name shall be "Senator Reid My Lovelips."
Our long-time countertop team Where the FUUUUUCK is Andy?? reclaimed their crown this week with a first place tie that went in their favor because Tacoma’s MEGA Team had eight people and cannot win according to Geeks Byline 7c, Article 99-F. Congrats, you beautiful boobed bastards!
Thanks again to everyone who came out last night. Until next week, this is Holland the Boy Wonder saying, “Do you like kippers?”