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Rock Bottom Brewery
550 106th Avenue NE suite 103
Bellevue, WA 98004
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
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1:50 AM, October 18, 2012
Scores
the 1% 76
alcatraz swim team 75
three rings to bind them all 74
isaac is 21 70
lance armstrong, more balls than endorsements 70
binders of women 67
trigger happy sore losers 66
if you wanna see madonna, you must let Tony work when he wanna 65
space cat?.get it? 58
paul ryan's mom is in Mitt's binder 57
stool sample 56
mitten's (as in Mitt) little black binder 55
shits 'N' Giggles 55
when I was 7 I had trapper keepers full of women 54
clorox 53
out with a benghazi 49
The Velvet Commando 49
dumbledors bitchin army 46
it's like having sex with a tuna can 35
How's This for Unnecessary Censorship? Go Fuck *beeeeeep*
Cap'n Brendan


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Tuesdays at Buckley's in Belltown, Seattle, WA, from 7:30-9:30 p.m. Wednesdays at Rock Bottom in Bellevue, WA, from 9-11 p.m. 		Brendan (Cap'n Brendan)

This is the bio that never ends

Yes it goes on and on my friends

Some people started reading it, not knowing who I was

And they'll just keep on reading it forever just because

This is the bio that never ends...

Get ready, my shocked face is coming; You guys are fucking awesome. Seriously. I don't know about the rest of you, but my favorite night of the week is Wednesday. If yours isn't, you lose 5 points next week. Ruh roh!

So in honor of how much I love you, and in homage to tonight's Unnecessary Censorship round, and the fact that another Sounders home game meant another "light" turnout (if you can call 19 light), I have rewritten a popular Sounders song and unnecessarily censored it in all the wrong places. Or right places, depending on how you feel about it.

We came to drink, we came to *beeeeep* whoa whoa
We came to *beeeep*, we came to quiz whoa whoa
We came to drink, we came to quiz Geeks Who Drink and Romney's Jizz!
Whoa, ooohhh, oohh 

Sports questions and movie rounds *beeeep*, whoa
Sports questions *beeeeep* movie rounds whoa, whoa
Sports questions and movie rounds, at Rock Bottom are surely found!
Whoa, ooohhh, *beeeeeeep* 

Downtown Bellevue we are here, whoa whoa
Downtown *beeeeep* we are here, whoa whoa
Downtown Bellevue we are here, heckling noobs and drinking beer!
*Beeeeep*, ooohhh, oohh 

Can you hear Renton sing? Noooo, Noooo
Can you hear Renton sing? *beeeep*, Noooo
Can you hear Renton *beeeeep*? We can’t hear a fucking thing!
Whoa, ooohhh, oohh 

Oh yeah, I should probably congratulate our winners. Because unlike a Sounders game, we're guaranteed to have 'em! No heading home with a tie here!

  • 1st Place, $50 to Rock Bottom: The 1%
  • 2nd Place, $25 to Rock Bottom: Alcatraz Swim Team
  • 3rd Place, Rocktoberfest Mug and $25 in Golden Tee credit: Three Rings to Bind them All

The Holy Shit Romney's Binders of Women List of Team Names I Liked:

  • Three Rings to Bind them All
  • Lance Armstrong, More Balls than Endorsements
  • Binders of Women
  • Mittens' Little Black Binder
  • When I Was 7 I Kept Trapper Keepers Full of Women (why the fuck did you stop?)
  • Out with a Benghazi

See you sexy kids next week. Don't forget that you're cordially invited to spend Halloween with the Geeks at Rock Bottom! Bring a geekily carved pumpkin for a chance to win prizes. Wear a geeky costume for a chance to win prizes. Play the quiz for a chance to win prizes. Drink lots of beer because beer is its own prize! LOTS OF PRIZES ZOMG!