Rock Bottom Brewery
550 106th Avenue NE suite 103
Bellevue, WA 98004
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
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Get ready, my shocked face is coming; You guys are fucking awesome. Seriously. I don't know about the rest of you, but my favorite night of the week is Wednesday. If yours isn't, you lose 5 points next week. Ruh roh!
So in honor of how much I love you, and in homage to tonight's Unnecessary Censorship round, and the fact that another Sounders home game meant another "light" turnout (if you can call 19 light), I have rewritten a popular Sounders song and unnecessarily censored it in all the wrong places. Or right places, depending on how you feel about it.
We came to drink, we came to *beeeeep* whoa whoa
We came to *beeeep*, we came to quiz whoa whoa
We came to drink, we came to quiz Geeks Who Drink and Romney's Jizz!
Whoa, ooohhh, oohh
Sports questions and movie rounds *beeeep*, whoa
Sports questions *beeeeep* movie rounds whoa, whoa
Sports questions and movie rounds, at Rock Bottom are surely found!
Whoa, ooohhh, *beeeeeeep*
Downtown Bellevue we are here, whoa whoa
Downtown *beeeeep* we are here, whoa whoa
Downtown Bellevue we are here, heckling noobs and drinking beer!
*Beeeeep*, ooohhh, oohh
Can you hear Renton sing? Noooo, Noooo
Can you hear Renton sing? *beeeep*, Noooo
Can you hear Renton *beeeeep*? We can’t hear a fucking thing!
Whoa, ooohhh, oohh
Oh yeah, I should probably congratulate our winners. Because unlike a Sounders game, we're guaranteed to have 'em! No heading home with a tie here!
The Holy Shit Romney's Binders of Women List of Team Names I Liked:
See you sexy kids next week. Don't forget that you're cordially invited to spend Halloween with the Geeks at Rock Bottom! Bring a geekily carved pumpkin for a chance to win prizes. Wear a geeky costume for a chance to win prizes. Play the quiz for a chance to win prizes. Drink lots of beer because beer is its own prize! LOTS OF PRIZES ZOMG!