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West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:50 AM, May 30, 2013


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Dropping the Kid Off at the Pool	85

CompassHealth- Where Texas Speech Kids Go to Die	84

Amanda Byne's Life Coaches	83

Anustart	80

Spit in My Mouth	73

The Loose Dick Holes	66

Two Non Blondes	64

Fuck You Zach	50

Samuel Ortiz Cougars	45

Sepp Blatter Really Wants You to Read This Blog

JWarr

Your momma sucked so hard on round number 1 that she turned my dick inside out into an Anus Tart. Your mom is so populous that she keeps thinking that Washington DC is a big enough city to matter in terms of population. Your mom is so bad at movies that she Spit in my Mouth during that one scene from Ghost.

Easily the best round of the night was on ladies sports. Easily. Poker may still not be a sport, but I’m glad we could all agree that soccer would be much hotter with tighter shorts. Here are some awesome things about Sepp Blatter that I bet you didn’t know before:

He’s been running international soccer for 15 years despite being 77 years old.
He’s Swiss.
He wanted to keep European football teams from importing foreign talent, which would make Serie A a lot whinier and the French league a lot more into headbutting.
It’s mostly his fault that we had to suffer through the vuvuzela’s that haunted the last World Cup.
Sepp Blatter can hold his liquor, he never breaks the seal. This one time, at soccer camp, he chugged four pitchers of spiked Kool-aid and didn't even flinch. I cannot say the same about the drunk bitch on the couch who vomitted after a glass of wine and had that balls to order more. Here's a tip lady, if you vomit in a restaurant, run. We'll still judge you, you just won't know it.

A back and forth battle on the leader board tonight lead to a dramatic finish. Dropping the kid off at the pool took home the highest score on round 8 to give them a one point lead over midpoint leaders Compass Health- Where Texas Speech Goes to Die (who, incidentally, ate shit and died on rounds 4 and 5). Amanda Byne’s Life Coaches picked up some free booze for their third place finish because of a missed bonus question earlier in the night. And in the battle of the youngins, Fuck You Zach took home next to last, but Samuel Ortiz Cougars got the email bonus prize and the honor of losing tonight’s quiz by a scant 40 points.

Look for us in the Dallas Guide on Friday, as the reporter lady from last week tells the whole world about the awesomeness of the Game of Thrones quiz (June 8). We’ll be giving away all sorts of assorted prizes, and of course, the winning team takes home the cash prize. If you haven’t seen all three seasons, watch them. Even if you have seen all three seasons, watch them again. Couldn’t hurt. And you can check out some hot dragons coming out of a lady’s vagina.

One Glass of Pinot and You'll Black Out Reading These Announcements:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub. Quiz starts at 7:30pm and it’s a pay for play.
Do you have what it takes to win the 1^st ever Rumble in the Pub? Show Austin they can take their hipster-ness and shove it, check out the details.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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7:21 AM, May 23, 2013


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Dick Trickle in a Mesh Tank Top (1st)	85

Moore Oklahoma is now Less Oklahoma (2nd)	85

No Moore	82

The Solitary Tract	78

Our Awkward first date	67

The Loveable Assholes	52

Codpiele	52

Final Run	48

Diamond Girls	47

Blowhards	44

Might Have Been Late But It's Better Than Pregnant	36

It's Black, It's White, It's W	33

Who's The Reporter Now, Joy?

JWarr

Now that I know I’m being covered for some fancy newspaper story, I feel like the pressure is on to write a blog that is going to actually matter. I think it’s the same pressure The Solitary Tract felt to hold up their team’s reputation until the smart people could arrive, so as long as I score better than a 1 out of 8 on this, at least I won’t have the biggest epic fail of the night.

With 4 16-point rounds on the board, scores could not be more all over the map. No Moore came out gang-buster style in the music round to miss the train to scoretown on our round about mass transportation. Codpiele had a solid bronze medal going into half time, and then missed the last three rounds of quiz? What do you think this is? That episode of Jeopardy where Ken Jennings had a bazillion dollars and then dropped the mic and said ‘fuck it, I’m out’ right before final Jeopardy!? What kind of strategy is that?

Speaking of things that scored, Our Awkward First Date flirted with right answers most of the night and then ditched them at the altar. I don’t know who John Hader is, but he definitely was not on SNL. Other hilarious misconceptions of the night:

Taio Cruz is not Adam Levine. They share nothing in common. One is a hot slice of fuckberry pie, the other is still trying to figure out how to spell rockstar.
Hey, remember when Malta moved to western Europe and got sandwiched between Spain and France? Because I don’t.
If an audio clip involves a lot of bass, brooding, and mumbling, there’s a good chance the answer is a Batman movie.

Final scores tonight involved a sudden death tie-breaker: Dick Trickle in a Mesh Tank Top took home the gold for not inflating the stock market crash of 1929, Moore Oklahoma is Now Less Oklahoma was left wishing they had moore jokers to use so they could have capitalized on a 16 point performance in round 8 and dodged the tie breaker all together. No Moore took home 3^rd place and a free drink because who knew that mirrors could be used to perform fortune telling?

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. You could even find out about our regional championship quiz in Austin at the end of July by checking out the national facebook page.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub. Quiz starts at 7:30pm and it’s a pay for play.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:00 AM, May 16, 2013


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The Step Down	79

Spit In My Mouth	77

"We're Forever YoursÉFaithfully"	76

CHUDs	72

Instert Team Name	66

RamRod	63

Get On Your Knees	57

Kitty Glitter	57

Red	55

J/K	39

Lowest Common Denominator	38

Hustler	32

Your Mom has the whitest teeth I've ever come across	31

El Centro	28

Duh	4

Let Me Explain This Quiz to You Like You're Five

JWarr

Remember that time when Texas turned into Kansas? And all the tornado sirens were going off? And we thought we were going to get transported to Oz? And then we said fuck it and kept playing quiz anyway? That was the right answer- your perseverance prevented a catastrophe and redirected that shit to Granbury. Personally, I wouldn’t mind if Granbury was relocated to Kansas anyway. We could do without it.

The first question of the night lead to some made up hockey teams, which is acceptable because hockey is not a real sport and I don’t expect any of you to know anything about it. Tons of jokering on round 2 except one notable team: RamRod, who despite having a terrible team name pulled a 14 and decided not to joker. They saved that bad boy for round 8. Where they scored a 9. That’s what I call a winning play. Speaking of winning, El Centro played one and only one round (the music one), jokered it, and was in the idle of the pack for a significant amount of the quiz.

Since We’re Forever Yours… Faithfully cheated on me last week, I, playing the scorned lover, found Kiernan and let him rock the subreddit round. A lot of you didn’t know what a reddit is. Really? Remember all those hipster 20 somethings that used to play on the couches who were ambiguously bi curious and unambiguously fucking each other like rabbits in a Big Brother ‘we can’t reveal the secrets of the house’ sorta way? THOSE were redditors. They talk about shit. All the time. Best strategy in this round was to just go all in on ‘real’ for all 8 questions, which would have netted you a cool 6 points. Congrats to Your Mom Has the Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across for rocking that strategy.

Spit in My Mouth I’m sure would rather spit in the face of The Step Down than lose by one song title, but alas, it happened. The team that cheated on me came back to finish a solid third and Lowest Common Denominator won a half and half for best quality score (total points divided by members on the team, which is 1).

I’m Sure I Could Hide These Announcements Somewhere on Reddit:

Please acknowledge that we are all about the Facebooks- like the national page or the DFW page. I hear every time you like the page, an angel gets its wings. Every time you don’t a puppy dies.
Winter is coming and so is the Game of Thrones Quiz: Saturday June 8 to West End Pub. Quiz starts at 7:30pm and it’s a pay for play.
Remember, there is poker every Monday at the West End Pub at 7pm. Free to play, even freer if you win, cause you get 50 bucks.
Quiz for a Cause- Texas Forensic Association edition comes to Nodding Donkey on June 11. Check out the deets.
Please click on the like button. I get paid based on the number of likes. And I’m really poor.

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