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West End Pub
1801 North Lamar St # 100
Dallas, TX 75202
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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6:07 AM, October 11, 2012
Scores
It's Not Rape, It's a Struggle Snussle 74

We don't have time for a hand job 72

I struggle snuggled Max's Mom 67

If Josh Hamilton got back on coke it would be the first line drive hes hit in weeks 66

Inigo Montoya 56

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't 39

Shaw 37

Funky Town 34

EPA 14

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Wednesdays at 8pm- West End Pub Thursdays at 8pm- Lee Harvey's
Jason (JWarr)

I'm a private school debate coach, video game nerd, conoseur of fine intoxicants, and overall Alex Trebek wannabe.  One time I killed a man just to watch him die.  I like to spin some mad quiz and if there is a trophy/validation/glory on the line, chances are I'll watch it, compete in it, or host it.

Our knowledge of geography is less than stellar- normally round 1 kicks off with an easy 8 point bang.  Ya’ll averaged a 4.  FOUR.  I know some of you are new, but EPA scored a five and that guy looked so drunk its like he was jet lagged from a tequila/wine infused sex tour through Andorra.  Did you not get that reference?  Look it up.

On the nerdiest of the nerd rounds, though, scores improved greatly.  Two teams picked up a 12 on the sooner or later Razzie movie round, and all four of our top teams got a 6 or better in the nerdy game round.  If Josh Hamilton got back on coke it would be the first line drive he’s hit in weeks proudly scored a bunch of points and challenged me to a game of Magic.  It’s a good thing everyone on their team is hot or I’d lose respect for all of them.  Yeah, I’d tap that.

Congratulations to Shaw for playing multiple rounds alone without embarrassing herself… until she wondered why her answer of Andrew Garfield was wrong.  Yes, the man is incredibly hot. As long as I have a face, he’ll have a place to sit! But he has not nor will he ever be the president of the US.  Unless you count TV.  He’ll probably be a TV president.

Seven consecutive weeks for these yutz faces and their winning.  I don’t know what a struggle snuggle is, but if I’m following the reference correctly, then they struggle snuggled this quiz again for the seventh consecutive week.  We Don’t Have Time for a Hand Job finished second , and I Struggle Snuggled Max’s Mom took home the bronze.

Remember, like all of you have free parking next week- stick a quarter in the meter, then come in to get that shit filled up.

Look here, some announcements for the reading:

  • Want some more theme quiz action? Check out The Treehouse of Horror- our third annual Simpsons quiz coming October 20 (that’s a Saturday, so Lisa doesn’t have to miss any school).
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