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Yes, I'm only a blog.
and I'll be written if I'm sick as a dog.
Because if I don't.
Then you couldn't read me.
And today, you would not have a blogggggggg.
Willy: But John, how does the blogging process work?
John: I'm glad you asked! You see first my blog is shipped to a third world Asian country. The childen working at the factory pour over my blog for spelling errors because I'm too fuckin' lazy to fix them. They also resize all my pictures for publication. Then it's shipped to a secret Orwellean cabal. They subtly add little clues to keep you in line and that are also subtle nods to the illuminati.
Willy: Wow, that is really inter....hey what the....get your hands off me.....where are you taking me.
Oh I'm just a blog.
Yes, I'm only a blog.
And I'm writing this as sick as a dog.
Because if I don't.
Then you couldn't read me.
And today there would not be a blog.
Or some shit.
Today was a sad day for Chris. We gave him the shaft and we also kicked him out. I will be your overlord from now on and it's always sad when one overlord gets displaced by one who is even more cruel and with less cigarette breaks. But would Chris write that awesome sketch I wrote earlier?
Super Scores Recap
ROUND 1: What's Your Poison
AVG SCORE: 4
Round 2: Singing about Food
AVG SCORE: 6.25
Round 3: Lance, Neil, or Stretch Armstrong
AVG SCORE: 4.1666666
Round 4: Down Here They All Float
AVG SCORE: 9.166666
Round 5: Homophonia
AVG SCORE: 7.25
Round 6: Schoohouse Wrong
AVG SCORE: 3.1
Round 7: Best and Worst Movies
AVG SCORE: 3.5
Round 8: Random Knowlege
AVG SCORE: 9
Our big winners were So Long and Thanks for All the Fish which means Chris actually delivered on his promise of free fish? That's amazing!
If you guy's don't like my music you can add your own on Spotify right here:
Stolen Fishboxer Playlist + more (unless it sucks)
Also sign up my the e-mail list. You can even text your e-mail to me in the darkest hour of the night 502-BEER-ME2 and I'll add you.
Finally go to Geekswhodrink.com and check out or other features that are updated all the damn time.
See you next week at TitS at 8.
F-Stop Fitzgerald