Tavern in the Square (Allston)
161 Brighton Avenue
Allston, MA 02134
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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Oh wait, that was yesterday. Sorry guys. Hold on....
Man that was an awesome round on rabbits. Shit that was yesterday too....uh hold on....uno momento por favor...
You there! Paper boy! What day is it?
Why it's Tuesday, July 17 2012 of course. This newspaper confirms it.
OH NO. OH GOD. I'm trapped in yesterday. It's like that Bill Murray movie...Moonrise Kingdom... that I saw yesterday.
I don't want to be in yesterday. Yesterday was a bad day. I had to use my AK. Also I had breakfast that contained hog.
I need to be in tomorrow so I can host that quiz at Tavern in the Square. I have this really awesome round on roman numerals and shit. Also there's going to be like 16 teams there. I bet there will be team names like Las Tres Chicas and Philly is a GWD desert! Call it a hunch.
Wait wasn't that lottery yesterday? It gives me a great idea. I know all the answers to yesterday's quiz. I'm going to be rich....with giftcards!
That dasterdy weasel Chris probably threw me in a time vortex so he could host his own quiz. Even after he offered it to me. What a Jay Leno that guy is. I'm going to marry his mom before she can meet his dad. This will work great as long as he was born after yesterday.
You there. Paperboy. How old is Chris the Fishboxer?
Why he's in his middle 20's. This newspaper confims it.
Shit. I guess I will just have to wait until tomorrow. zzzzz.
Yawn. Uhh what a night. What time is it and also what day is it?
You there. Paperboy.
Why It's Christmas day.
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