… third place winner. So a dance off was had, and Flo'Rida serenaded us with sweet tunes, and the girl from Babyclaws poledanced her way in to our hearts. And third place. Which does mean Commander Shart Walrus got assed-out of a prize, but when you lose a dance off to nice boobs it's kind of ok. Rounding out our Top 3 is the always-improving A.D.A. in second place and of course STFU When Grown Folks Is Struggling, who have been on top for quite a few weeks now.

STFU actually pulled ahead pretty early on with a perfect (and jokered) Round 2. They really know their bagpipes. That was their only perfect round however, and for once in this quiz hardly anybody scored above a 6 or 7. The only other perfect rounds went to Commander Shart Walrus and Get That Thing Out Of My Ear for Round 3, thus displaying their mastery of Ron Jeremy's penis. Oddly enough, Get That Thing only scored a 5 on the all hammer round, which was practically tailor-made for them. And while we're publicly shaming them, I caught them cheating on Round 5, and I halved their points for it. I was going to zero them out entirely, but even cheating they did so poorly that I almost felt bad for them. As a way of saying sorry, though, they did send up their hot new player and had me retrieve the score sheet from her pants using only my teeth. So all is forgiven. Although speaking of public shame, “Lightning Fingers” Patrick was awfully quick about knowing which penis-enlarging pill is endorsed by Ron Jeremy. Just sayin'.

The quiz did run a bit over, which is to be expected with 12 teams and no scoring girl. We all missed Pickles considerably, and although she will be back next week, we no longer get to use her as scoring girl. So either get me 20 teams for at least 3 weeks in a row so GWD hires her, or complain enough that they relent and let her come back. Either way, if I get the official word she's allowed back on stage and you guys had anything to do with it, I'll buy the fried pickles for every team. Srsly.

Until next week,

The Quiz Pimp