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In this case, I most certainly did. FIVE free beer tickets “at stake” last night, thanks to Jim, Jeff, and a severely depleted swag box. Don’t worry, the box o’ swag will make a triumphant return soon. Because I’m sure you’re all just dying for more wonderful swag! Furthermore, guess what I had for dinner. That’s right, the Westside steak sandwich... and I enjoyed it thoroughly! If we had just had some questions on vampires, the whole “stake” thing would have been perfect. We got close with a round on dead celebrities but close just don’t cut it these days, do it? Let’s get to the quiz!
Round 1: Recently in Stuff – It pays to keep up on your current events. This type of round is fairly common. Team Wash Your Hands After You Quiz guessed that the movie sequel in which Jena Malone and Phillip Seymour Hoffman will be starring in was “Bill & Ted 3.” A good guess but incorrect. Also, that movie needs to be made. Now.
Round 2: Not Quite Sunday School – Poor Daniel of Team Taylor Swift... My homie had trouble with this round, so much so, that all he put in big-ass letters, taking up almost all 8 lines, was “COCK AND BALLS.” Jesus is not impressed, Daniel.
Round 3: Cut Down in the Flower of their Middle Age – Gary Coleman was a celebrity, Daniel! How many hit sitcoms have you been on? That’s what I thought. Yeah, I didn’t wait for him to answer, what of it? And, yes, I realize I’m arguing with no one. I’M CRAZY, OKAY?!? >:) Anyway, just because ol’ Gary became a little bit of a joke (Ha, “little.”) doesn’t take away his “celebrity” status. You know you would have loved for him to crash a party or something. You’d still be telling the story to this day.
Round 4: No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition – Team Wash Your Hands... asks, “Is syphilis a conquistador?” Yes. Yes, it is... and a cruel one at that.
Round 5: X Marks the Spot – Another guess having to do with “Bill & Ted,” this time from Daniel of Team Taylor Swift... Kinda weird. Team Mother, May I Have Another apparently thought of Danny DeVito as “Indiana Jones (the fat version),” which I thought was very funny. And, finally, I personally loved “Rat Race.” I’ve heard it’s basically a remake of “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.” I haven’t seen that, and I think I need to. What do you guys think? Sound off in the comments section below!
Round 6: We’re the Replacements -
Round 7: And Now, the Awkward Musical Moment – In lieu of a summary of this round, I will now present a poem by Daniel of Team Taylor Swift... that he wrote in place of actual answers. If I don’t get it exactly right, I’ll blame it on his chicken scratches. Daniel, you can correct this in the comments, if needed:
“In my prison cell I sit
With my britches full of shit
And my balls are bouncing on the floor
I can feel the bloody sag
Where she bit me in the bag
Oh, I shall never fuck and polka no more.”
Daniel, you need help, buddy.
Round 8: Random Knowledge – Steve Buscemi was Boo? REALLY, Team Dr. JBoobs and the Booty Shakers?!? *SIGH*
Winners’ Circle – Too few teams for even two prizes! Only first place walked away with bar bucks tonight. You can blame Olivia for you guys not getting that second prize. Who’s Olivia, you ask? Don’t worry about it. Long story.
First place: Team Dr. JBoobs and the Booty Shakers – Domination continues!
Your email bonus question winner this week was... VINCENT! He, from Team Wash Your Hands After You Quiz! got himself a magnetic car bumper accessory that said “I Am Not a Bitch.” Indeed you are not, sir.
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